Fans submitted images of Alex Rodriguez as a centaur to BuzzFeed after US Weekly reported that the New York Yankees player has not one, but two paintings depicting himself as this mythical creature in his bedroom. We thought this was the best submission.
6 November 2009
Fotopost: A-Rod’s Dungeons & Dragons Character Is Most Likely A Centaur
By Fidel Martinez at 1:02 PM.
29 October 2009
7 October 2009
Alex Rodriguez To Kate Hudson: Ay! Slow Down.
By Alex Alvarez at 5:35 PM.
Alex Rodriguez has apparently begun to tire of his whirlwind romance with famousperson Kate Hudson. So he tried to dump her in public. Dreamy! Don’t ask us how, but we managed to obtain a transcript of their conversation.
1 October 2009
Madonna Talks A-Rod, Admits She’d Rather Get Run Over By A Train Than Marry Jesus Luz. The Phrase Is “Pull” A Train, Madge.
By Alex Alvarez at 12:07 PM.
Madonna made an appearance on David Letterman’s show the other night and, really, she was quite charming when not being completely self-absorbed.
2 September 2009
Kate Hudson & Alex Rodriguez Move In Together Despite His Fear Of White Roses. We Have Some Advice.
By Alex Alvarez at 10:56 AM.
According to In Touch, Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez are already living together despite only having dated for about five months. Badideaville and you assholes are the mayors!
Kate Hudson & Alex Rodriguez Move In Together Despite His Fear Of White Roses. We Have Some Advice.
By Alex Alvarez at 10:56 AM.
According to In Touch, Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez are already living together despite only having dated for about five months. Badideaville and you assholes are the mayors!
12 August 2009
Kate Hudson Wants Alex Rodriguez’s Sperm, Continues To Morph Into Madonna
By Alex Alvarez at 4:03 PM.
Kate Hudson: Kind of gross. The actress, who has been inexplicably dating the NY Yankees’ favorite pair of bitch tits, Alex Rodriguez, apparently wants his sperm all up her Penny Lane sooner rather than later.
29 July 2009
13 July 2009
“So, tell me about your mom and Kurt Russell’s open relationship again?”
By Cindy Casares at 5:58 PM.
A-Rod and Kate Hudson spotted driving around Beverly Hills this weekend.
6 July 2009
Russell Simmons Tweets About Kate Hudson And Alex Rodriguez
By Alex Alvarez at 11:15 AM.
Celebrities: They’re kind of sort of like us in some aspects!
Russell Simmons couldn’t fight his need to reveal chisme. He Twittered that appropriately-embarrassed couple Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez showed up at his business colleague David Rosenberg’s party in the Hamptons over the 4th of July weekend.
You might recall that Kate and Alex have been [...]
3 July 2009
Kate Hudson Shamefully Scurrying Into A-Rod’s Apartment
By Cindy Casares at 1:45 PM.
This is how anyone dating Alex Rodriguez should feel. Like the scarlet whoore. INF Daily photogs caught up with Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez pulling up to his Manhattan apartment last night in a cab, but as soon as the couple got a hold of the paparazzi, Kate hopped out of the cab and [...]
22 June 2009
Why Are Kate Hudson And Alex Rodriguez Hiding Their Relationship?
By Alex Alvarez at 6:00 PM.
Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez have been trying very hard to keep their monstrous and most unholy union under wraps. Is it because they’ve suddenly realized they’re Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez?
2 June 2009
Madonna Did Not Care About Kate Hudson’s Much Younger Vagina At Polo Match
By Cindy Casares at 11:54 AM.
29 May 2009
19 May 2009
Seriously Now, What’s This About Alex Rodriguez And Kate Hudson?
By Alex Alvarez at 12:41 PM.
Back in January, rumors swirled that Alex Rodriguez was playing catcher for Kate Hudson. This made sense, because both are highly annoying and will date just about anyone. But rumors of their unholy coupling seemed disappear almost immediately. Until today.
30 April 2009
Selena Roberts Reveals That Alex Rodriguez Took Steroids As A Teen, Has Bitch Tits, And Is On Our List Of Most Embarrassing Latino Athletes
By Alex Alvarez at 5:00 PM.
Alex Rodriguez, he of the rampant steroid abuse and resulting bitch tittery as illustrated in Selena Roberts’ upcoming book on the baseball player, is on our list of the Most Embarrassing Latino Athletes. Grab a bra and check out who else made the list.
17 April 2009
Bethenny Frankel Not Strippery Enough For A-Rod
By Cindy Casares at 9:41 AM.
It seems that date the other night, between Alex Rodriguez and Real New York Housewife Bethenny Frankel, ended in a sad face for Bethenny and blue ball for Alex. The couple reportedly did not do the nasty and Alex had her home by a respectable hour, rather than taking her out clubbing as he is [...]
14 April 2009
Is Bethenny Frankel Doing A-Rod?
By Cindy Casares at 9:44 AM.
Real Housewives Of New York’s Bethenny Frankel was spotted having dinner with Alex Rodriguez this weekend in Miami. Now this makes sense. Give that woman a cockney accent and she’d be perfectly cast in Footballers’ Wives.
22 March 2009
Madame Kristin Davis Provided Alex Rodriguez Prostitutes; Thought He Was Sweet
By Daniel Mauser at 3:50 PM.
Alex Rodriguez is not having a good year. It has been revealed that the infamous Manhattan madame Kristin Davis, who provided former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer with prostitutes, also counted Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez as a client. And, according to former employees of the madame, found him to be so sweet that she dated [...]
