Lindsay Lohan’s guest appearance on “Ugly Betty” was cut short because of tension with America Ferrera. Apparently, during rehearsal for a “pantsing” scene, America pulled down Lindsay’s pants when she wasn’t supposed to, revealing her G-string. Lindsay cried, because...

Hot new couple alert! Audrina Partridge rubs down Chuy Bravo, Chelsea Handler’s Latinoid assistant. [Audrina XO] Lindsay Lohan is defending her younger sister Ali’s big plastic boobs. [dlisted] Some dude in Ohio filmed himself bathing in a Burger King...

Jamie-Lynn Spears gave birth to a female troll-thing or something. She named it “Maddie Briann” because multiple consonants are fancy, like Paris and shit. [National Enquirer] A pet shop barred Paris Hilton from buying a Yorkie because they felt...

We know there’s all sorts of fun, educational, interesting, thought-provoking programming available on TV today, but. Honestly? It’s always tripe like “Living Lohan” that makes us wish we actually owned a television. In this preview clip, Dina feigns horror...

On the heels of news that California has allowed same-sex marriage, Ellen announced she and Portie de Rossi are getting married. They’re registered at Crate & Barrel. We call dibs on the natural raffia placemats. [TMZ] Lindsay Lohan’s mom...

We’ll admit, proudly, to not having the slightest idea what teenagers are into these days. You could tell us they’re having tea parties with their teddy bears or sneaking out of third period geometry to give their boyfriend blumpkins...

Latina for hire Vanessa Hudgens is said to be pissed that Lindsay Lohan’s younger sister and future trainwreck 14-year-old Ali is auditioning for a role in High School Musical 3. Girls, girls. Chill out; there are enough Bonne Bell...