Have you heard? Rumored Scientologist, Jennifer Lopez, has given birth to not one, but two, completely naturally conceived babies! By Xenu. Look deeply into the strangely blank “visual sensory detection devices” implanted into girl-twin Emme Maribel’s (5 pounds, 7...

While most states are very anti-illegal alien, New Mexico’s new tourism campaign is all about them. Space aliens, that is. Heh. But could this be a thinly veiled attempt to attract other kinds of aliens? Some locals think it’s...