The recent hullaballoo over Yale art student Aliza Shvarts got us thinking. And we hate that. So we consulted Guanabee’s very own Gay Shrink and sat down to discuss Aliza and her magical, mystical, possibly creatively fictional uterine lining....

We got several amazing entries for our “Name Aliza Shvarts Art” contest and we sorted through all seven and a half of them to pick the two very best. These two Guanababies get to take home pendants by Onch,...

Tomorrow we’ll be announcing the two winners of our “Name Aliza Shvarts’ Art Project” contest… thing. The best titles get a pendant from Onch, who is made entirely of unicorn farts and Lisa Frank stickers. Truth be told, the...

Just a little reminder that we’re still in the midst of our “Name Aliza Shvarts’ Project” contest. So keep sending your title ideas to daniel at guanabee.com and you can be one of two Guanababies to win an Aliza-inspired...

We were so caught up in picturing what the inside of Aliza Shvarts’ fridge might look like, what with all the protein she’s stored up, and if she had to make a conscious effort not to buy mayonnaise for...

Because Aliza Shvarts (that’s her actually working on the project) has not admitted, publicly, that she lied her senior art project was a work of “creative fiction,” Yale University has not allowed the work to be displayed: Shvarts has...

Yale University has threatened not to display senior art student Aliza Shvarts’ final project unless she admits the whole thing was fake as our enthusiasm in typing the name Aliza Shvarts one more fucking time: The Ivy League school...

Onch, a jewelry designer from Los Angeles, has been inspired by Aliza Shvarts’ art to create some of his own. His “Aliza Shvarts” pendant is all a-swirl with red - reminiscent of roses, cherries jubilee, and miscarried baby brain...

Oh fuck us with a syringe and upload the video already. Aliza Shvarts, an artiste currently going through a much-publicized Red Period, is reportedly upset that Yale has come forth saying her “one girl, one cup” style self-induced pregnancy...

Tired of her yet? Us, too. Really. In this video, Aliza Shvarts talks about feminism, expression and freedom of speech. At one point, she mentions the “right of your own selfhood. We’re all people. We all have interior spaces...

Artsy semen junkie Aliza Shvarts is now famous. Congratulations! Damien Hirst and Matthew Snow are saving a seat for you. It is made of used condoms and diamonds and it is glorious. Anyway! Now that she’s famous, her life...

Ok, fine, internet. Fine. You’ve been hurling the “Aliza Shvarts-abortion-art project” story at us all day and we’ve been trying to ignore and hoping we could maybe avoid writing about it but, no. Here it is. After shvarting all...