Dov Charney is of the often-pantless owner of American Apparel, a company that sells shiny leggins to anorexic fourteen year olds who will offer to suck you off for coke at parties but don’t quite know how to execute...

Exploitation: It’s not just for underage cokewhores and faux lesbians! It’s also for (possibly?) faux gay men! We were innocently trolling Selena Gomez fan forums when what should catch our eye but an American Apparel ad! Featuring two, intertwined,...

Attention Upper Middle class liberal arts school grads with over-inflated senses of entitlement and self-worth! American Apparel is now carrying the Hitachi magic wand “massager” through their online store. Because your clitoris is super tense, right?: This old school...

If you’re not familiar with American Apparel founder Dov Charney then, hey! You probably don’t have syphilis. Anyway, all you need to know is that he’s literally behind all those porny American Apparel ads that make you wonder if...

We’re voting Frickles Mudcat, but Hillary Clinton is far and away the candidate with which we’d most like to make regrettable, whiskey-soaked decisions. Cate Blanchett gave birth to her third son, Ignatius. We too hate babies, Cate. [People] Amy...

Canadian indie band Hollerado whose MySpace page says they sound like Tapatia hot sauce (orale!) do such a good job making fun of their compatriot and documented perv American Apparel CEO Dov Charney in this new video that we...

Just when you think American Apparel CEO Dov Charney is a total asshole, he goes and places an ad in the New York Times that makes you realize he’s a total asshole who considers Mexicans his pet project: Over...

Ever wonder what American Apparel means by “sweatshop free”? Check out this video of Dov Charney’s hipster t-shirt machine staying well greased. Who knew sewing for degenerate trustfunders could be so much fun? American Apparel Staff Stretches [YouTube] Earlier:...

Sorry to start your day like this, but we just woke up from a terrible nightmare. This total jerk we went to high school with, one of those guys who always got his butt kicked for being such a...

Perhaps sweat-shop free Mexicans don’t have the same resonance on the east coast that Woody Allen in ringlets (actually called peyes, we know; we’re not culturally ignorant, just smartass) does. We snapped this American Apparel billboard (hey, photojournalism) in...