18 September 2009

Paula Abdul Imitated Ellen Degeneres On VH1. Not That She’s Insecure About Being Replaced Or Anything.

By Cindy Casares at 10:48 AM.

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Paula Abdul impersonated Ellen Degeneres onTV last night and it totally didn’t come off as an awkward or sad expression of her insecurity.

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16 September 2009

Jennifer Lopez And Pitbull To Collaborate On Song, Minds To Be Blown

By Alex Alvarez at 2:52 PM.

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Ok, ok, whatever. Make fun all you want. But the news that Pitbull is collaborating with Jennifer “Don’t Call Me J-Lo” Lopez on her next album makes us happy. Like, deliriously happy.

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10 August 2009

Victoria Beckham Vanishing From This Earth

By Daniel Mauser at 12:14 AM.

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5 August 2009

Victoria Beckham To Replace Paula Abdul On American Idol?

By Alejandro Paz at 10:33 PM.

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Paula Abdul Is Leaving American Idol

By Alex Alvarez at 10:25 AM.

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27 July 2009

NJ Man Charged in Death of American Idol Contestant Alexis Cohen

By Chris Alonzo at 9:40 AM.

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26 July 2009

American Idol Glitter Girl Alexis Cohen Killed

By Alex Alvarez at 11:56 AM.

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22 May 2009

Danny Noriega And His Chola Mom Wash A Car

By Cindy Casares at 11:27 AM.

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21 May 2009

Roseanne Barr Goes Apeshit Over American Idol Results

By Cindy Casares at 5:00 PM.

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Carlos Santana Performs “Black Magic Woman” On American Idol

By Alex Alvarez at 8:37 AM.

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8 April 2009

Adam Lambert Makes Simon Cowell Cum With Tears For Fears’ “Mad World” On American Idol

By Cindy Casares at 12:00 PM.

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Simon Cowell jizzed his shorts last night along with the rest of the country when American Idol contestant Adam Lambert performed the Tears For Fears song “Mad World” from 1982–the year of his birth. “I think words are unneccessary, but I’m going to give you a standing ovation.” Simon said followed by, “ugh ugh…”

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12 March 2009

God Lets The Sun Go Down On American Idol’s Jorge Nuñez

By Cindy Casares at 4:16 PM.

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Puerto Rican hairboy Jorge Nuñez was eliminated from American Idol last night because God hates Puerto Ricans. Plus, Jorge once sang Elton John’s “Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me” which is like daring God to hit you with a bolt of lightning.

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10 December 2008

Paula Abdul Blames “American Idol” Producers For Role In Stalker Paula Goodspeed’s Suicide

By Alex Alvarez at 1:15 PM.

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