Paula Abdul impersonated Ellen Degeneres onTV last night and it totally didn’t come off as an awkward or sad expression of her insecurity.
18 September 2009
Paula Abdul Imitated Ellen Degeneres On VH1. Not That She’s Insecure About Being Replaced Or Anything.
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Jennifer Lopez And Pitbull To Collaborate On Song, Minds To Be Blown
By Alex Alvarez at 2:52 PM.
Ok, ok, whatever. Make fun all you want. But the news that Pitbull is collaborating with Jennifer “Don’t Call Me J-Lo” Lopez on her next album makes us happy. Like, deliriously happy.
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Adam Lambert Makes Simon Cowell Cum With Tears For Fears’ “Mad World” On American Idol
By Cindy Casares at 12:00 PM.
Simon Cowell jizzed his shorts last night along with the rest of the country when American Idol contestant Adam Lambert performed the Tears For Fears song “Mad World” from 1982–the year of his birth. “I think words are unneccessary, but I’m going to give you a standing ovation.” Simon said followed by, “ugh ugh…”
12 March 2009
God Lets The Sun Go Down On American Idol’s Jorge Nuñez
By Cindy Casares at 4:16 PM.
Puerto Rican hairboy Jorge Nuñez was eliminated from American Idol last night because God hates Puerto Ricans. Plus, Jorge once sang Elton John’s “Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me” which is like daring God to hit you with a bolt of lightning.
