Guys, look. We’ve been sitting here, arguing about political shit and getting absolutely nowhere. Why? Because, duh!, we’ve neglected to ask Tyra Banks how she feels about the issues facing our nation today. Basically? She thinks issues are, like,...

The newest “America’s Next Top Model” winner is like the least fat fat person ever. Here she is looking like a psychotic murderer for Seventeen. [Mollygood] Jude Law sucked on Kim Stewart’s tonsils at Cannes. Guess he thinks she’s...

Some girl that weighs more than a toddler stole Anna Nicole Smith’s face to win this season’s “America’s Next Top Model.” [Jezebel] …But some suspect it’s all a conspiracy and that her win was staged from the beginning. [FourFour]...

“American’s Next Top Model” winner Jaslene Gonzalez talks about what it’s like to be a Latina and a role model to so many young women who were otherwise lacking in tall, skinny reality TV contestants to look up to:...

• A very scary man analyzes Penelope Cruz’s cousin’s boobs. [Drunken Stepfather] • Cycle nine (what happened to seasons?) of “America’s Next Top Model” premieres tonight and we don’t see any Latinas on the roster. Guess we’re out of...

An intern insider says that one of last night’s tents at New York’s fashion week had the privilege of walking our favorite brown skeleton, America’s Next Top Model winner Jaslene Gonzalez. We’re told she did something most of the...

The last time we covered Jaslene Gonzalez (the winner of America’s Next Top Model: Cycle 8), she was gorging herself on the attention awarded her by a New York newspaper fluff piece. Since then, the girl—whose name we swear...

The latest winner of America’s Next Top Model, Jaslene Gonzalez, attributes her success to her Latino roots—just like Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez. A recent fluff piece done on her by Tempo, the proud Latino weekly from the New Post,...