Andy Samberg , Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone of “The Lonely Island” have released (ahem) their first single on SNL. It’s called “Jizz In My Pants” and we hope Andrea Bocelli does a cover. Our hometown paper, The Miami...

Pass the Dutch, bitches! In my inexhaustible search for “knowledge”, I am going to be visiting the cannabis-embracing city of Amsterdam. I’ve never been to The Netherlands, but I hear it’s hot shit. Unforch, I am going during Spring...

This just in: some video footage of Paris Hilton smoking out in a cafe in Amsterdam that will make YOU feel high. Also, God is very queeny sounding. We’d rather be in London, too....