Bono posed for Facebook pictures with two 19-year-olds in bikinis who did not happen to be his wife. [Daily Mail] High School Musical 3 has the honor of being the first global numberone opening movie since The Dark Knight....

By now, we’re all well aware that Hollywood stars come in two, basic body shapes: “Fat.” And “Eating Disorder.” People en Español understand this and wants to give you a platform to express whether you prefer the morbidly obese...

Amy Winehouse has been taking her cocaine in the form of cotton candy. She is like the MacGyver of crackheads. [NOTW] Vanessa Hudgens might have made out with co-star Bobby Bones. Well, with a name like that… [PopCrunch] Beverly...

Jamie-Lynn Spears might be pregnant again. Her daughter, Maddie, was born four months ago. And is also probably pregnant. [National Enquirer] But an “impeachable source” denies the pregnancy rumors. So maybe she’s just pregnant with a Frito pie. [TMZ]...

Britney Spears new single ‘Womanizer” is out. And, surprise!, it sounds like a robot having diarrhea. Clay Aiken was paid 500,000 to be gay and babied on the cover of People. It was such a “low” figure because of...

Quintessential children’s role models Amy Winehouse and Madonna have been made into lead-based LEGOS for your young child to choke on. Kidding. The special edition, 30th anniversary pieces will not be made available to the public because all of...

Madrid fashion week puts a ban on skinny models, but not on yelling, “¡Hostia! Me cago en la virgen,” when they fall off the runway. Spaniards have filthy mouths. [Expatica] Hip hop icon Nate Dogg is in serious condition...

Although her foot was too injured for her to complete her obligations as guest judge on “Project Runway,” it was not enough to keep her from completing a triathlon yesterday. [NY Post] Federal transportation officials say it’s too early...

It’s too easy to make fun of our favorite chola, Amy Winehouse. It seems like every time we turn around she’s making a racist video or using baby rats as bait to make her husband love her. But how...

British authors confess to never reading certain classic works of literature like Ulysses, Wuthering Heights and A La Recherche du Temps Perdu. Adorable British authors: They’re just like us! [Telegraph] A new wax statue of Amy Winehouse has been...

Amy Winehouse may be a crack-addled, sore-riddled drunken bag of bones, but at least she’s not opening for a “cunt like Kanye.” [dlisted] Madonna’s mother-in-law says Madonna and Guy Ritchie are definitely not getting a divorce, because mother-in-laws always...

Jessica Simpson’s father did not fit her for her first training bra. It was, like. Her second or third. [K-Frog] Now Amy Winehouse’s father is saying she doesn’t have tuberculosis, but emphysema. Show off. [Daily Mail] “How I Met...

Amy Winehouse may have tuberculosis. She may also have chlamydia, leprosy and feline AIDS. [The Sun] Miley Cyrus has lots of fans in prison. Jealous? [Hollyscoop] Katie Holmes got Nicole Kidman a nice gift basket for her pregnancy, unaware...

Michelle Obama shops at Target, just like bitter middle class Americans. [Us Weekly] Matthew McConaughey may or may not have cheated on his pregnant girlfriend, Camila Alves, in Nicaragua, but he definitely lost a flip-flop. And cheated on his...

Amy Winehouse heads to the hospital after fainting in her London home. Amy Winehouse Drags Her Beehive To The Hospital [A Socialite’s Life]...

Amidst the clicking and flashing of cameras, Amy Winhouse sort of kind of apologizes for the racist remarks she sang in the video that recently leaked. She says she’s the “least racist” person going and that she wishes certain...

A video taken shortly after Amy Winehouse and her crack residue of a husband, Blake, exchanged vows and sores in Miami has leaked. The footage shows Amy singing racist song lyrics while playing with her boobs. Stars! They’re just...

Amy “La Chola” Winehouse is kind of a poopy mess these days, so its probably not such a bad idea that she’s leaving the soulful singing to her quite talented little goddaughter, Dionne Bromfield. The 12-year-old sang her own...

It would appear that our favorite chola in the whole wide world is having a little problem with incontinence. And really, what crack-abusing, pill-popping drunken mess hasn’t? We’ve still got your back, Amy! While maintaining an eight foot distance....

Caption a cholatastic Amy Winehouse trying not to smoke a group of young children....

Mariah Carey might have a second wedding. Because her first one didn’t include a flying purple unicorn. [The Scoop] Any Winehouse got roses for her first wedding anniversary. Made of crack. [dlisted] Jessica Simpson looked “subdued” during sister Ashlee’s...

Nothing says romance like a writhing mass of rat fetuses. Watch Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty as they molest some baby mice and beg Blake not to divorce Amy, all while glowing with a radioactive sheen....

Amy Winehouse, who is Jewish, has taken to wearing a rosary as a necklace while visiting her Roman Catholic husband, Blake, in jail in between getting high and headbutting strangers in the street: The troubled singer, 24, has started...

Latinoid David Alvarez is one of Broadway’s new “Billy Elliots.” What a lovely last name! [NY Times] Ashlee Simpson is still not telling us what’s going on in her uterus. Rude! [People] Amy Winehouse got drunk and high and...

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt might get their own “Newlyweds”-type reality series on MTV. We can’t wait to see what Heidi is going to wear on “Divorce Court.” [Page Six] Speaking of boring newlyweds, Beyonce and Jay-Z recently got...

We’re voting Frickles Mudcat, but Hillary Clinton is far and away the candidate with which we’d most like to make regrettable, whiskey-soaked decisions. Cate Blanchett gave birth to her third son, Ignatius. We too hate babies, Cate. [People] Amy...

Ricky Martin is against human trafficking. Right up against it. [dlisted] Sean Penn is firmly implanted within Hugo Chavez’s ass, as one reporter discovers. [FOXNews] Amy Winehouse is in talks to promote tiger-print enthusiast Roberto Cavalli. Enabling is in...

Amy Winehouse’s crusty self is getting shipped to rehab again, possibly in South Africa. Also, “Kebabs, scabs and rehab” is the best title ever. God, we love British tabs SO. HARD! [The Sun] Tina Fey wants Britney Spears to...

Chola chav Amy Winehouse is stripping down to nothing but electrical tape and a pair of fuck me pumps to raise awareness for breast cancer. We’re not quite sure that’s what’s being raised, exactly: The songstress appears nekkid in...

Media-saavy exorcist Rev. Bob Larson has offered his services to troubled musician Amy “La Eyeliner” Winehouse, out of the goodness of his heart and for free publicity: American Rev Bob Larson – soon to be a star on British...

There is nothing scarier (and therefore more lovable) than our favorite chola, Amy Winehouse. That is, until you get a load of Chilean little person/female impersonator La Pequeña’s new video entitled, what else? “La Pequeña Amy Winehouse.” (Little Amy...

Turns out English singer and 98 pounds of pure cholaliciousness, Amy Winehouse, may not be suffering from impetigo, as her spokesperson previously claimed. The swollen discoloration on her cheek may actually have come from a cigarette the songstress saw...

Amy Winehouse, our favorite down-ass chola, has got some crust going on with her facial situation. Ay, que dirty that sounds: “Amy has been diagnosed with impetigo which she’s been told can be highly contagious. Because of that she’s...

“American Idol” contestant David Hernandez may have worked as a stripper. We may not care about this at all. [Vote for the Worst] Our favorite chola, Amy Winehouse, is going to have her own line of hair and cosmetic...

Moss-gathering Rolling Stone, Keith Richards, thinks Amy Winehouse needs to “get her act together.” Sounds like our favorite chola is going to have to cut a bitch. [Reuters] Salma Hayek will suffocate you in her bosom if you try...

If last weekends’ costume parties were any indication, we’re going to be up to our eyeliner in Amy Winehouses this Halloween. That’s fine by us; we love Amy. She’s talented, crazy and knows where to get the good stuff....