Britney Spears and Russell Brand’s VMA promos are kinda cute, kinda creepy. We’ve included another promo after the jump, if you’ve yet to have your fill of English comedians and American …somethings. Is Katie Holmes pregnant? Or just trying...

Hey everybody, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s new twin babies Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline had their picture taken. And it’s here. Aren’t you excited? No? Well, perhaps you’ll be more interested to know that in the record setting...

Why do Sylvester Stallone’s arms look like a plate of vermicelli and mash potatoes? [dlisted] Blasphemy: Due to rising cheese prices, McDonald’s is taking one slice off its Double Cheeseburger and renaming it a “Double Hamburger With Cheese.” That’s...

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, apparently two actors you probably have never heard of, have broken out of obscurity to sell the first photos of their newborn twins to People magazine for a little over 14.5 million dollars (7...

So how did we know that Sarah Jessica Parker sent that soft mole of hers into oblivion? That Katie Holmes really has purple man hands? That Lilly Allen had a third nipple? And what Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s...

Jennifer Lopez’s twins never wear the same clothes twice because when she forgets to feed them, they have to eat something. [Showbiz Spy] Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have turned down several offers for first pictures of their baby,...

Christina Aguilera would like you to vote right after you listen to her turn one note into seventy-five while holding some sort of smallish troll-thing. Antonio Banderas might be returning to Broadway in “Don Giovanni.” Just stay away from...

There’s going to be an “Arrested Development” movie. This better not be a trick because, as everyone knows, “a trick is something a whore does for money.” - Gob [Hollywood Insider] Junot Diaz loves “Grand Theft Auto,” killing whores,...

“Britain’s Missing Model” is new reality show in the UK that features models with missing limbs and disabilities competing for a contract. “Missing” refers to the contestants’ frontal lobes, we presume. [NY Daily News] Mario Lopez doesn’t shave his...

First it was a trans-man getting pregnant, now a teenage pregnancy pact. The media says it’s all Hollywood’s fault. That babies have become the new glamour accessory. From where we’re sitting, pregnancy is the new act of rebellion. A...

Our second favorite holiday (What, after all, can compete with Secretary’s Day?) is coming up and Angelina Jolie is just as excited as we are for it. She even broke out a pair of those ridiculous wax candy lips...

A fried egg, bacon, sausage and donut sandwich? Yes. Now. [Food Network] Robert Downey Jr. credits Burger King with saving his life. Is there anything a charbroiled hunk of meat can’t do? [Contact Music] Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie...

Eva Longoria looks like she just got a little whiff of Eva Longoria. [dlisted] Finding love is not all it’s cracked up to be, Pete Doherty buys a portrait of ex-girlfriend Kate Moss. [The Sun] That whole hullaballoo about...

Kurt Cobain’s ashes, which widow Courtney Love kept in a pink, teddy bear-shaped purse after she killed him, have gone missing. [Javno] Actress Tatum O’Neal was arrested after bags of crack were found in her home. Her excuse? She...

We’re starting to really hate this story. A rep for Angelina says her womb trolls have not yet made their debut: “Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France,” a rep...

Have Angelina Jolie and her magical golden chalice already given birth in France? Some people are sort of guessing maybe!: According to rumors, the Oscar-winner gave birth on Sunday in a Catholic clinic in the Aix-En-Provence region of France....

Vogue editor Anna Wintour was reportedly “miserable” at Karl Lagerfeld’s Cruise Collection Show in Miami because Miami is a festering pit of eternally burning hellfire. [Page Six] Speaking of Miami, Celine Dion’s home there uses about a bajillion gallons...

Here’s Angelina Jolie before she was building a tiny soccer team and being all boring. Supposedly, she’s in a drug den but, if that’s the case, it seems like it’s in some sort of futuristic steampunk space ship. She...

Don’t ever tell Jack Black about your ladybusiness, because he’ll go on national TV and blab all about it. His frosted tips will tingle with the need to tell everyone about the contents of your uterus. So, yes. Angelina...

Angelina Jolie, who is rumored to be expecting twin girls, has an entire team of specially-trained ninja fighters waiting in the wings for her to pop: Angie’s currently staying at the plush Villa Maryland on the French Riviera and...

Angelina Jolie is reportedly pregnant with a pair of female uterine maggots who will crush Jennifer Lopez’s twins with their mighty talons while cherubim sing from on high. Or something, But, woe! For all is not well in Angelina’s...

Kanye West is mad at “Entertainment Weekly” and would like to know why music critics would come to a concert in order to critique it. [Kanye Universe City] [ But he would like to advise you not to “believe...

Maybe Angelina Jolie is not the saintlier, less sexy version of Mother Theresa we all thought she was! Maybe she’s just like us - if we were all terrible mothers!: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt reportedly let their children...

16-year-old Angelina Jolie was more fun than 4-babies-year-old Angelina Jolie. [In Touch] BMW and Mercedes are totes embarrassed by Formula One President Max Mosley’s Nazi sex tape. Bunch of fascists. [BBC] There’s some speculation that Victoria Beckham and Katie...

Angelina Jolie is reportedly struggling with various health issues as a result of the strain that comes with being pregnant with twin Messiahs: An insider added: “Angelina has gestational diabetes. She found out about a month ago and has...

Ricky Martin is like a tainted burrito, must die. [The Best I Could Do] People en Español’s search for the 51 most beautiful non-famous people leaves us bored, confused. [Yahoo] The bad guy from The Matrix is going to...

Are Brad and Angelina getting married? Or is the fact that they’re slowly morphing into the same person enough? [MSNBC] Meanwhile, it looks as if Janet Jackson might never have another secret-marriage-resulting-in-a-painful-high-profile-divorce ever, ever again. [People] Whatever you do,...

Giselle Bundchen takes back her promise to run down Broadway naked if the Giants won That Game Everyone Was Talking About Yesterday. Giselle talks? [Egotastic!] This is the expression Adriana Lima would wear if you asked her out. [A...

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you placed Jessica Alba and Hillary Duff together in a blender? How ‘bout Jennifer Lopez and Angelina Jolie? Like, all the time, right? We understand. Thankfully, there’s a site to help...

Saying fuck it to the conventions of celebrity endorsement, the owner of a taco restaurant in the hipster-infested Williamsburg neighborhood of Brooklyn has taken it upon himself to paint a mural of Angelina Jolie three stories above his business....

During a press conference in Puerto Rico yesterday, Ricky Martin told the Associated Press that he wants to adopt a kid within the year and maybe eventually adopt one from each continent. But what interests us is the way...