Axolotl is not only the name of half the girls dancing at your quinces, (AxoLOtL!) it also happens to be a quite interesting-looking amphibian native to Lakes Xochimilco and Chalco in what is now Mexico City. The name “Axolotl”...

Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio’s maltese, Buddha, is lost. He somehow escaped from her home, which is probably pink and made of diamonds, to wander the streets of Los Angeles like some kind of whore. Also, he is blue....

A woman in Malaysia bought a shark to make into a delicious sharksicle, only to discover that it has hideous pink webbed feet that could very well walk all over your face while you sleep, making grotesque little sucking...

Killer spiders attack Kentucky! Whilst unpacking bananas at a co-op store in Kentucky, 25-year-old Kate Whitmore noticed something strange. A deadly banana spider! One of Brazil’s worst export, second only to extreme chocha waxing: “I picked the bunch up,...

Perez Hilton is going to lose weight so he can jog shirtless this summer. We can’t empathize, Perez. We only jog toward deep fried Oreos. [Perez Hilton] One of Perez’s weight loss tips was to have all your food...

In an effort to combat their wild monkey problem, Puerto Rico has decided to ship about 30 monkeys to a facility in Central Florida, where no one lives anyway. Kidding, Florida. We totally tolerate you: About 30 patas monkeys...