They say the beginning of the end will start when weird shit keeps happening all around us. Well, lately there has been a string of hairless animals popping up everywhere. Surely this can only be a sign of the day of reckoning.
6 November 2009
Four Hairless Animals That Makes Us Think The Apocalypse Is Coming Soon
By Fidel Martinez at 7:55 PM.
2 November 2009
Four Animals That Make Your Sex Life Look Bland
By Fidel Martinez at 10:00 AM.
The animal kingdom is full of wonderful creatures that make you marvel at the awesomeness of nature. This list features none of them. Instead, we present to you four animals whose sexual habits will make you wish you had never given up your purity ring.
6 October 2009
2 October 2009
Bananas: Benicio Del Toro To Save Monkeys
By Alex Alvarez at 5:36 PM.
Actor Benicio del Toro not only has an affinity for wolves, he is also a friend to monkeys.
25 September 2009
17 September 2009
PANAMANIAC!: Unknown Creature Beaten To Death By Teenagers In Panama
By Alex Alvarez at 1:21 PM.
A yet-unidentified creature has been discovered in Cerro Azul, Panama. A group of four teenagers raging from age 14 through 16 were startled by a five-foot tall fleshy, humanoid specimen, which emerged from a cave and began climbing rocks towards them.
1 September 2009
27 August 2009
How To Save The Axolotl From Becoming Extinct
By Alex Alvarez at 9:45 AM.
Researchers see a direct correlation between the growth of nearby cities - including DF - and a drop in axolotl numbers. Just like Ferngully, y’all. But how to save them? Here are some suggestions.
27 July 2009
25 July 2009
Honorary Latino Of The Week: The Wandering Pig Of Panama City, Florida
By Alex Alvarez at 12:08 PM.
Residents of Panama City, Florida have been visited by a 150-pound feral pig who has been doing his utmost to resist capture by local authorities. Here’s why we think the lil’ guy should be considered an honorary Latino.
12 July 2009
Bad Idea Jeans: German Zoo Named A Monkey Obama
By Cindy Casares at 10:30 AM.
Not everyone in the world has gotten the memo about how black people have historically been likened to monkeys in a racist fashion. Last March, The Dresden Zoo in the German town of the same name, decided to name a newborn mandrill monkey Obama.
11 July 2009
Pour One Out For Pablo Escobar’s Hippo
By Cindy Casares at 12:48 PM.
Authorities shot and killed a hippo belonging to deceased Colombian drug pin Pablo Escobar today. He went out like his daddy, with a cap in his ass.
22 June 2009
28 May 2009
Cat With Wings Versus Chupacabra: It’s On
By Alex Alvarez at 10:15 AM.
A winged cat has been found in China. Obviously, we must rate how it stacks up against a chupacabra.
23 May 2009
Word Turtle Day Video: Baby Turtle Releasing In Puerto Escondido, Mexico
By Cindy Casares at 1:08 PM.
14 May 2009
17 February 2009
This Shit Is Bananas: Travis The Chimp Attacks A Woman In Connecticut
By Alex Alvarez at 10:21 AM.
Charla Nash, 55, has been hospitalized after being attacked by a friend’s pet chimp, Travis, in Connecticut. Travis jumped on Charla and began mauling her face, neck and hands before running off. She’s probably totally rethinking that banana-coconut body wash.
