Vogue editor Anna Wintour was reportedly “miserable” at Karl Lagerfeld’s Cruise Collection Show in Miami because Miami is a festering pit of eternally burning hellfire. [Page Six] Speaking of Miami, Celine Dion’s home there uses about a bajillion gallons...

The Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute’s Ball was last night. We skipped it because we’re so busy and popular and had countless other engagements, but it was probably for the best considering most of the attendees seemed to...

Anna Wintour, the bobbed bobblehead behind American Vogue, was so horrified that Rodarte designers Laura and Kate Mulleavy had unfashionable accessories like breasts and thighs that she put them on a strict diet and exercise regime for the magazine’s...

Salma Hayek placed the winning bid to have a private coaching lesson with David Beckham at Madonna’s Masturbatory Excercise in Self-Promotion benefit dinner for children in Malawi. Salma beat out prowling cougar Anna Wintour, editor of American Vogue and...

There are quite a few clichés in journalism that we’ve always found a little grating: Lumping women who are both normal-size and overweight as “voluptuous,” “full-figured” or “womanly.” Describing, for that matter, every swell and curve on a woman’s...