A 21-year-old man in Iowa was arrested for hugging a police officer. He was inebriated and disturbing the peace and whatnot — basically what 21-year-olds in Iowa do, you know? — when he informed an officer that he looked...

32-year-old Michelle Allen of Middleton, Ohio was just minding her business, urinating on a neighbor’s porch while dressed as a cow, when cops told her to please go home. Later that day, cops were called once again as Allen...

A woman named Monica Gonzalez was arrested for prostitution while walking home from the hospital at 2:30 in the morning. She had visited her local hospital’s emergency room when her asthma medication seemed to stop working but was intercepted...

A stripper was arrested in Santiago, Chile for attempting to remove her clothing in front of the presidential palace after performing strip tease acts on the local metro. Why? To challenge the prudishness of Chilean society. Honestly, we’d probably...

A man named God was arrested in Tampa for selling cocaine near a Church. Sounds about right: Cops had been investigating God Lucky Howard (left) since April, according to this ABC Action News report. Undercover detectives picked him up...

Mild-mannered journalist, humanitarian and sometime-model Naomi Campbell has now been accused of slinging racial slurs at her arresting officers during her recent outburst at Heathrow: Now cops claim she called a WPC a “white ****” and a “white s**g”...

Naomi Campbell, internationally renowned supermodel and Hugo Chavez’s eff buddy, was arrested at London’s Heathrow airport for reportedly spitting on a police officer. She’s since been released on bail, unleashed upon an unsuspecting and unfashionable world, but might face...

William Torres, a 21-year-old drug dealer from Allentown, Pennsylvania, was arrested on Saturday with two counts of homicide. While dressed like a 14-year-old pregnant chola: Police said Torres, whose last known address was 436 Turner St., Allentown, gunned down...

Alfredo Beltran Leyva, a top player in the Sinaloa drug cartel, has been detained in Mexico: Alfredo Beltran Leyva was detained on Sunday in the north-western city of Culiacan along with three other people, an army spokesman said. They...

Pregnant songbird-turned-jailbird [Ed. note: Christ, did we just right that? Blame Monday. And ‘ludes.] Jessica Sierra is getting a chance to get her act together while giving “Loveline” host Dr. Drew a chance to find his name in the...

Cuban rapper Pitbull, whose boring name is actually Armando Perez, was arrested for DUI in Miami. You might know Pitbull for his songs, “This Song Sounds Exactly Like That Other One”, “That Other One,” “This One, Too” and, perhaps...