Following the success of the Sex and the City movie and the lack of success that is Jennifer Aniston’s career, a “Friends” movie is currently in talks. [Daily Mail] Speaking of “Sex and the City,” the column’s scribe, Candace...

Ashlee Wentz-Simpson is officially pregnant. With a baby, not a taco fart. [Friends or Enemies] Jose Luis Gonzalez of “Jose Luis Sin Censura” is the Hot Slut of the Day. [dlisted] Bill Murray’s estranged wife is accusing him of...

Pete Wentz’s bulldog, Hemingway, acted as ringbearer for his wedding and is now on suicide watch. [dlisted] Salma Hayek will touch your penis with her eyes. [A Socialite’s Life] Some tickets for the Sex and the City movie are...

Those stupid mojones Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz stole our idea for the themed wedding we would have if we were tacky enough to ever consider holding a themed wedding. Alice in Wonderland! Adding further to our pain, last...

Mariah Carey might have a second wedding. Because her first one didn’t include a flying purple unicorn. [The Scoop] Any Winehouse got roses for her first wedding anniversary. Made of crack. [dlisted] Jessica Simpson looked “subdued” during sister Ashlee’s...

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz and their hair irons were married this past Saturday in Los Angeles in what seems to be the most awkward wedding ceremony ever: Simpson, 23, wore an ivory lace wedding gown by Monique Lhuillier...

Ashlee Olson Parker-Gellar or whatever is marrying Pete Wentz, that nice young girl who’s in some band? Or something: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will wed Saturday, May 17 at a “top secret” location, a source close to the...

Latinoid David Alvarez is one of Broadway’s new “Billy Elliots.” What a lovely last name! [NY Times] Ashlee Simpson is still not telling us what’s going on in her uterus. Rude! [People] Amy Winehouse got drunk and high and...

Yay! Ashlee Simpson’s line of t-shirts for Wet Seal is finally out! Hurrah! We just made a wet seal in our pants! Now we can finally burn our old Hot Topic hoodies and trade ‘em in for some gloriously...

Ashlee. Ashlee, Ashlee, Asshlyeee. We had such a crush on you in your dark hair days, before the reality show and the boys falling out and the teeny little plastic nose. You seemed so fun and silly! Singing your...

Here’s Ashlee Simpson talking to The Today Show’s Matt Lauer about whether or not she has a Fetus Wentz all up in her uterus. Oh, and we guess she has a new album to promote, too. Whatever. We used...

So Ashlee Simpson is totally not pregnant, right? Totally not! But say she was. Papa Joe thinks the baby photos would go for one million dollars. Because Papa Joe is a mustachiod villian from the 1800’s: A magazine source...

Well it looks like Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s wedding may be of the shotgun variety, and not because Ashlee’s family is a little hillbillyesque. She might be pregnant!: Ashlee Simpson is pregnant and plans to get married next...

Ashlee Simpson is now engaged to Fallout Boy singer and internet penis-poster Pete Wentz. Oh, joy. Writes Ashlee on the “Friends of Enemies” website while giggling: We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and...

Wet Seal, the preferred retail chain of girls who enjoy wearing their divahood in sparkly lettering across their chests, has teamed up with sparkly and chesty dive Ashlee Simpson. Ashlee is set to give hard-working people who struggled through...

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you placed Jessica Alba and Hillary Duff together in a blender? How ‘bout Jennifer Lopez and Angelina Jolie? Like, all the time, right? We understand. Thankfully, there’s a site to help...