Link: “Bruno” crashed a “Yes on Prop 8” rally. We want to hear more about those jellybeans, though… Jessica Alba’s house is huge, moody and in Czech. [Super] An octopus in Germany has been squirting off his aquarium lights when...

Kanye asks his fans to be accepting of others. Especially people who think you’re gay because you wear your jeans the French (?) way. [Towleroad] Ugh. We kind of love Ashley Olsen’s crazy-ass yellow sunglasses. Can we still be...

Concert-goers at Bonnaroo chanted “Kanye sucks” when he performed over two hours late. But that just isn’t true. Kanye doesn’t suck; he’s all hand and spit. [HuffPo] You know how Scarlett Johansson was omg so lyk super psyched that...

That headline is probably a good indication that we should stop reading The NY Post. Anyway, Lindsay Lohan will cut you, Ashley Olsen, if you so much as look her girlfriend, DJ Samantha Ronson. And she’ll probably stalk you...