Well, it’s nice to see Cameron out and about after the death of her Pa. Here she is at the movie premiere for What Happens in Vegas with some homeless man. What could they possibly be saying to each...

We can honestly say that, despite thinking that Ashton Kutcher is ridiculously good-looking, we’ve never found him remotely attractive. We just don’t particularly go for guys who look like they’re going to try to stick it in the wrong...

Following the death of her father, Emilio, from complications of pneumonia, Cameron Diaz has thought it best to seek professional help as she mourns. Said her What Happens in Vegas co-star, professional frat boy Ashton Kutcher: “Sadly she will...

Thanks to our superb knowledge of pop culture and our total inability to feel guilty about it, we guessed that Audrina Partridge’s tattoo was bogus. It also helped that our friend was able to translate the characters, which spelled...

Does Ashton Kutcher not have a kegger he’s late for or something? Jesus Christ. Audrina Patridge, she of “The Hills” fame (Double entendre? Why, yes!), was spotted getting a tattoo in Los Angeles. Wouldn’t it be really surprising if...

“South Park” guesses what Britney Spears’ demise might be like. We hope girl gets her head right. [Funny or Die, via Hollywood Rag] Lindsay Lohan might have a sex tape. Actually, scratch that. Lindsay Lohan definitely has a sex...

Taking a little break from their comfortable spots on the D List, Mario Lopez and Eva Longoria went out for lunch to celebrate Eva’s 53rd birthday. Mario took the opportunity to gift his friend with an expensive Cartier necklace,...