It’s Friday! And, if you’re anything like us, you’re probably tired, a little hungover and finding it difficult to walk. So what better time than right now for a fun game to distract you from things like work and...

You can stop holding your breath, everybody! Mario Lopez’s new tome, Knockout Fitness, is finally out. And will help you get that beautiful, chiseled ass you never knew you always wanted. You can crack walnuts with these asscheeks, baby....

A woman in Ness County, Kansas was removed from a toilet in her boyfriend’s mobile home after having sat there for two years. Her skin has become grafted onto the toilet seat, which had to be removed from the...

Nicole Kidmanesque actress Naomi Watts went on Jimmy Kimmel (not literally, which is a shame) to discuss her baby, her nanny and her ass. The nanny in question, Carmen, is apparently an assless wonder with a big, fat mouth...

Latinoid singer Nelly Furtado, who is rumored to be pregnant, was looking radiant as a thousand retina-searing suns during a recent concert in Chile. Also noteworthy were her, um. New curves. Located the at the, er. Rear of her...

Tired of having to deal with automated operators? Then check out this list of companies that will allow to talk with an actual human being. Or stop calling 1-900 numbers, perv. [Gethuman] Surprise! In ten years, Britney Spears will...

What’s a better way to make a living than going on television, shaking your ass and asking people if they would like to partake in some gelatin? Damned if we know! “Professional TV Butt-shaker” has always been our Plan...

Hi ladies! So you know we’re all these horrid mutant with imperfect breasts and unflattering fallopian tubes and that little bit of armpit fat that splooshes out whenever you wear a strapless top? Well, guess what! Now we can...

Leave it to the Germans to explain the misfortunes of censoring some ass. In this video, Guanabee pet Jessica Alba’s booty was apparently deemed too much for US viewers [Ed. Note: Sadly, her “talent” was not] and is lackadaisically...

In the recent issue of Britain’s! OK! magazine!, Jessica Alba says she likes her ladies with, as we believe Shakespeare once said, a little cushion for the pushin’, a little quake for to shake, a little junk in the...

Not only did singer Ricky Martin get a fabulous new “last of the Puerto Ricans”-inspired haircut, he evidently got a wax inspired by Brazil. Ricky Martin Shakes His Bare Bon-Bon [Just Jared] Image [Just Jared]...

Gawker points us to a clip from TMZ’s new TV show, (creatively titled, “TMZ On TV”), featuring the pride of Latin backsides, Vida Guerra. (And P.S., haters, they didn’t know who the fuck she was, either.) Apparently, in addition...