So, a monkey tried to eat Jason Biggs’ face. Perhaps the most hurtful aspect of this story, however, is that 20 Minutos’ report of the incident referred to Biggs as “Adam Sandler” in their URL.
26 August 2009
Jason Biggs Attacked By Monkey In Gibraltar. Apparently The Monkey Mistakenly Blamed Him For You Don’t Mess With The Zohan.
By Alex Alvarez at 3:50 PM.
31 March 2009
YES! Video Of Michelle Rodriguez Chasing Down A Photographer
By Alex Alvarez at 11:08 AM.
Aw yeah. Here’s the actual video footage of Michelle Rodriguez leaping up from her wheelchair, tired and sick after a long flight to Mexico City from Frankfurt, to chase down a paparazzo. She also manages to yell a few choice words at him - in Spanish! Is there anything Michelle can’t do?
18 February 2009
Audio: Chimp Attack 911 Call
By Alex Alvarez at 6:00 PM.
Audio has been released of the 911 call by Sandra Harold after her pet chimpanzee, Travis, attacked her friend Charla Nash. It is absolutely horrifying.
17 February 2009
This Shit Is Bananas: Travis The Chimp Attacks A Woman In Connecticut
By Alex Alvarez at 10:21 AM.
Charla Nash, 55, has been hospitalized after being attacked by a friend’s pet chimp, Travis, in Connecticut. Travis jumped on Charla and began mauling her face, neck and hands before running off. She’s probably totally rethinking that banana-coconut body wash.
23 January 2009
Queen’s Guard Attacks Assholish Colombian Student Nick Ibarra
By Alex Alvarez at 4:30 PM.
Nick Ibarra, a Colombian student currently studying English at Oxford, learned the hard way that British armed guards do not feel too embarrassed by their big silly hats to fucking attack your ass.
