Last Friday was the launch of Perez Hilton’s clothing line, you guys! Did you buy tons of new hoodies and tampon holders featuring kittens shitting rainbows onto unicorns? Or Thomas Beatie flying through the sky with doves? Yeah, no...

Internationally renowned fashion designer and sometime blogger Perez Hilton’s line of clothing and accessories for Hot Topic comes out tomorrow. We know you’re positively cagando in your Hello Kitty panties over this, as does Perez, because he’s having a...

It may seem like Salma Hayek farts rose petals and queefs Pica Fresas, but she can be just as spoiled as any other ol’ celebrity. While having lunch with actress Ashley Judd (which the source article humorously misspells as...