Jessica Alba and husband Cash Warren stepped out with their baby daughter, Honor Marie, for the first time since pooping her out, but kept the little troll all covered up in her baby carrier. Since Jessica doesn’t see it...

Jennifer Lopez is all upset because she thinks she’s a bad mom. Probably because she’s a bad mom: “If the twins cry, she thinks it’s because she’s a bad mom, and bursts into tears herself.” “Marc had to sit...

Oh, those crazy kids! Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony reportedly have a chaotic family situation because they’re terrible people who will suck out your soul while cackling evilly. Or because they leave the TV on: It’s gotten even nuttier...

Jennifer Lopez and her gremlin are setting out to raise their kids without nannies. Oh, the realness of it all: “Jennifer is such an amazing mom, and I’m so proud of her,” Anthony said on The Billy Bush Show,...

We’re starting to really hate this story. A rep for Angelina says her womb trolls have not yet made their debut: “Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France,” a rep...

Have Angelina Jolie and her magical golden chalice already given birth in France? Some people are sort of guessing maybe!: According to rumors, the Oscar-winner gave birth on Sunday in a Catholic clinic in the Aix-En-Provence region of France....

Hi ladies! Quick question: Are your ovaries keeping you up at night with their plaintive whimpering? Or is that sin vergüenza you’re dating keeping you up? Well, good news! You can make your own god damn little hobbit-monster without...

Womb-troll-laden Jessica Alba admits she’s a lazy, gluttonous robot in the upcoming issue of Fit Pregnancy magazine: “At the end of the day I am so tired I can’t function or speak and my eyes glaze over,” Alba, 27,...

Don’t ever tell Jack Black about your ladybusiness, because he’ll go on national TV and blab all about it. His frosted tips will tingle with the need to tell everyone about the contents of your uterus. So, yes. Angelina...

Angelina Jolie, who is rumored to be expecting twin girls, has an entire team of specially-trained ninja fighters waiting in the wings for her to pop: Angie’s currently staying at the plush Villa Maryland on the French Riviera and...

After losing their three young children in a car accident involving a big-rig, Lori and Chris Coble have welcomed a set of triplets. Ashley, Ellie and Jake were delivered via C-Section and babies and mom are all doing well....

Here are Jim Bob (We… do not judge?) and Michelle Duggar announcing the birth of baby # 64.3 in their own words. Or in Jim Bob’s own words (We judge.) , with Michelle nodding dutifully. Just as the good...

Angelina Jolie is reportedly pregnant with a pair of female uterine maggots who will crush Jennifer Lopez’s twins with their mighty talons while cherubim sing from on high. Or something, But, woe! For all is not well in Angelina’s...

There’s nothing quite so relaxing as taking a much-deserved vacation, right? Especially with a couple of demon-babies crying non-stop during an entire flight. Such is the scenario travelers have to look forward to if they share a plane with...

We enjoy throwing babies off high towers as much as the next person, so imagine our delight in discovering this hobby of ours is a time-honored custom among Muslims in Solapur, India. For 500 years, this community has tossed...

Here’s Ashlee Simpson talking to The Today Show’s Matt Lauer about whether or not she has a Fetus Wentz all up in her uterus. Oh, and we guess she has a new album to promote, too. Whatever. We used...

So Ashlee Simpson is totally not pregnant, right? Totally not! But say she was. Papa Joe thinks the baby photos would go for one million dollars. Because Papa Joe is a mustachiod villian from the 1800’s: A magazine source...

Jessica Alba handed her baby shower guests some corny-ass bracelets with the instruction not to remove them until her womb troll pops hopefully brownily into the kind of world where people expect everyone to care about their own dumb...

Jennifer Lopez has named Tom Cruise the godfather of her twins, Max and Emme, even though she is Catholic and he is crazy: A source said: “Tom is delighted. Marc wasn’t sure if it was a good idea to...

Naturally-conceiving actress and singer Jennifer Lopez has admitted she felt a lot of pressure from her mother to get pregnant: The ‘Do It Well’ singer says she felt under even more pressure to fall pregnant because her mother rang...

Angelina Jolie is reportedly struggling with various health issues as a result of the strain that comes with being pregnant with twin Messiahs: An insider added: “Angelina has gestational diabetes. She found out about a month ago and has...

Have you heard? Rumored Scientologist, Jennifer Lopez, has given birth to not one, but two, completely naturally conceived babies! By Xenu. Look deeply into the strangely blank “visual sensory detection devices” implanted into girl-twin Emme Maribel’s (5 pounds, 7...

Jennifer Lopez has confided to her close friend, People magazine, that she plans to run a triathlon in a few months in order to make her babies proud. Unnecessary, JLo! Nothing makes a child more proud than being sold...

Update: FOR FIRST PICTURES OF THOMAS BEATIE’S BABY AND BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENT CLICK HERE. Meet Thomas Beatie. He was born biologically female, had sex reassignment surgery, and is now legally male. When his wife, Nancy, was unable to have children, Thomas,...

New mom Jennifer “Don’t Call Me JLo” “JLo” Lopez insists she gave birth “naturally,” without the help of in vitro fertilization. And then says “naturally” six more times: She tells People magazine, “It was natural. We didn’t do in...

Jennifer Lopez’s eighty bajillion (three million) dollar cover for People magazine hits newsstands this week and, truth be told, her twins don’t look like they’d go for maybe for than 2 G’s each on the black market, tops: This...

Halle Birthday gave birth to a baby girl over the weekend. It’s probably still a better driver than Halle. [Star] ABBA drummer Ola Brunkert was found dead in his apartment after having fallen into a sliding glass door. Decidedly...

At a recent NYFD fundraiser, Marc Anthony (Needle scratch. New York City Fire Department… and Marc Anthony? Such seemingly disparate entities. Like pouring vodka over Cocoa Puffs which, seriously, don’t knock it ‘til you try it. Anyway…) shared he...

Greedy child-hoarder Penelope Cruz says she would like to adopt twenty children. Probably so their teensy little hands can sew up a batch of her Mango clothing: “I’d love to have kids. Maybe I’ll adopt about 20 children -...

Matt Damon is going to be a dad! Again! Wake up, this is exciting: Matt Damon and his wife Luciana Barroso will soon become parents again, the actor’s rep told People.com. They couldn’t be happier,” Jennifer Allen said. “They’re...

Eve Ensler, whom you might know as the creative force behind “The Vagina Monologues” sat down with Glamour cover model Salma Hayek to talk about activism, babies, and how great Salma’s legs are. First, Eve recounts the first time...

Don’t be fooled by the rocks that she’s got, Jennifer Lopez is certifiably insane: A source said: “Jennifer has gone all-out to give the twins an amazing childhood. “She had the nursery painted a beautiful aquamarine and light blue...

Mexican singer and vaguely alien-headed celebrity, Ana Barbara, is said to be pregnant with her third child. At almost 40 years old, A.B. is getting a little up there. It’s going to leave some unsightly stretch marks when the...

Actor Tom Cruise and Tom-Cruise’s-Wife, Katie Holmes, are said to be planning a lavish party in honor of Jennifer Lope having a vagina and pushing out babies threw it. The Cruises were delighted and awed by this quaint, human...

Christina Aguilera is apparently furious that People magazine is paying Jennifer Lopez up to six million dollars for her twin trolls, while no one cared enough to see her own baby-that-looks-exactly-like-other-babies: Singer Christina Aguilera is reportedly furious over Jennifer...

Jennifer Lopez’s new twins, who are probably not named Diamanté Tiara and Messiah, already dress like tiny little cashmere-swathed jerkwads: J.Lo will keep her new baby boy wrapped in a cashmere cardigan, hat and bootie pants from Baby Cz,...

Jessica Alba was asked about the recent rumor that she’s pregnant with not one, but two babies who will be brown and fluent in Spanish. She responded by beating the “Extra” correspondent with her shoe: On the red carpet...

Tired of not being in the spotlight for five consecutive minutes, P. Diddy took a break from breathing through his mouth to latch onto ex-girlfriend Jennifer Lopez’s fame train by announcing he is sending her baby clothes for her...

After we nearly spit out our Vicodin and tonics over the discovery that a blog totally devoted to the names of celebrities’ babies exists, we decided “Name J-Lo’s Bundles of Cash Joy” would be a fun game to play....

Jennifer Lopez has finally checked into her custom-designed suite at North Shore University Hospital in Long Island. How exciting! We hope Jen receives that diamond-studded breast pump we sent along. Jennifer Lopez in hospital, Jessica Alba expecting twins [Daily...

Jessica Alba is pregnant with twins! Or, actually, probably not: The National Enquirer said she had told friends she will be having twins and that they are due on June 8. The National Enquirer? Well, we’re sold! Actually, we’re...

Jennifer Lopez may have checked into her super luxurious birthing suite in order to shove a couple babies out in the glamorous way possible: The private room being held for Jennifer Lopez at North Shore University Hospital is finally...

The giant pod person that ate Jennifer Lopez is, apparently, very demanding and annoying staff at Long Island’s North Shore University Hospital: Jennifer Lopez is about to pop out twins, and that has North Shore University Hospital on Long...

TMZ has used the latest in Photoshop technology to tell the story of Jennifer Lopez and her fear that someone will kidnap her Baby Blocks: TMZ has learned that the Long Island hospital where J.Lo will probably give birth...

Christina Aguilera appears on the latest cover of People magazine, along with newborn son, Max Liron. The article ment- Oh, wait. Sorry. One of our ovaries just jumped out the fucking window because it couldn’t take anymore of these...

Nicole Richie, who gave birth to a daughter recently, was apparently a favorite among nurses and patients at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A. Christina Aguilera, on the other hand, was like a ginormous, sour orange: There’s no doubt about...

Pea-brain Fergie will totally let you know whenever boyfriend and “Las Vegas” star Josh Duhamel impregnates her. Details, please, Butterface: She’s hit out against celebrities that hide their pregnancies like J Lo and Christina Aguilera, saying: “It’s so stupid....

A painfully pregnant Jennifer Lopez made sure she cleared enough time in her busy schedule of biting the heads off snakes and bathing in the blood of virgins to attend the Marchesa show during New York Fashion Week: López,...

Jessica Alba seems incredibly committed to this new image she’s throwing around, stating now that she hopes to speak to her baby only in Spanish, despite the fact that she’s still just learning the language herself: “Hopefully I can...

As was reported earlier, international journalist, Latinophile and phone thrower Naomi Campbell helped Brazil kick off Carnival last week in Rio de Janeiro, sharing the spotlight with an emaciated Baby Jesus. (No one likes a fat model.) This week...