Mark Ciptak, a horrid man from Elizabethtown, Tennessee secretly named his newborn daughter “Sarah McCain Palin” without the consent of his wife, who was fighting afterbirth and a dilated vulva at the time. The wife had wanted to name...

So Matt Damon packed on a lot of weight in order to play a whistleblower in his upcoming film, The Informant. But, ok, look. Matt Damon could drink gravy and shave off his eyebrows and we’d still think he’s...

We kind of love it when tabloid magazines call in “experts” to talk about celebrities they have and will probably never meet. Other than a pet psychic, “tabloid celebrity expert” is the job we most covet. Us Magazine called...

After we nearly spit out our Vicodin and tonics over the discovery that a blog totally devoted to the names of celebrities’ babies exists, we decided “Name J-Lo’s Bundles of Cash Joy” would be a fun game to play....

Hold tight onto your rhinestone-bedecked thongs, people. The names of Jennifer Lopez’s alleged twins have been revealed. Allegedly: They’re not yet born, but Jennifer Lopez and hubby Marc Anthony have already picked out names for their twins. Star has...

Continuing the rich tradition of “rich famous people giving their children names that will get the porquería kicked out of them,” singer Cristian Castro has named his latest spawn Mikhail Zaratustra Castro Liberman. Sigh: The son of Cristian Castro...

This just in: people in Venezuela who want to name their baby ForReal are in the clear. The Venezuelan government has backed off of their proposed ban on: names that expose (children) to ridicule, are “extravagant or difficult to...