We liked Jenni Rivera better when she was trying to make headlines for making fun of people’s dead relatives and picking fights with Niurka. This new, domesticated Jenni is much less amusing.
17 November 2009
Adriana Lima And Marko Jaric Totally Have A Real Baby
By mario.almeida at 11:37 AM.
2 October 2009
Jenni Rivera Wants You To Know That She’s Planning To Surprise Her Boyfriend With A Baby
By Alex Alvarez at 9:32 AM.
22 September 2009
18 September 2009
Anna Kournikova Is Really Totally Pregnant For Real This Time. Maybe
By Alex Alvarez at 5:26 PM.
Ooo you guuuuys! Anna Kournikova is totally pregnant, again! But this time for real! Anna is reportedly already two months pregnant with a womb chinchilla she made with long-time luvah Enrique Iglesias.
12 August 2009
Kate Hudson Wants Alex Rodriguez’s Sperm, Continues To Morph Into Madonna
By Alex Alvarez at 4:03 PM.
Kate Hudson: Kind of gross. The actress, who has been inexplicably dating the NY Yankees’ favorite pair of bitch tits, Alex Rodriguez, apparently wants his sperm all up her Penny Lane sooner rather than later.
5 August 2009
Penelope Cruz Is Pregnant After All
By Alex Alvarez at 9:58 AM.
And here we thought, no, Penelope’s just got a case of the salty bloats and people should lay off and let her eat extra helpings of paella if she wanted. But, nope. Turns out she actually is pregnant.
4 August 2009
29 July 2009
Yanixan Is Going To Be A Father And A Papi
By Alex Alvarez at 12:00 PM.
Congratulations are in order for Niurka’s ex, Yanixan’s. His new girlfriend, Deicy, is eleven weeks pregnant with their unholy spawn.
30 June 2009
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10 April 2009
Freddie Prinze Jr. And Sarah Michelle Gellar Expecting Baby
By Alex Alvarez at 9:30 AM.
Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze, Jr. are expecting their first child. The couple, who have been married for six years, were probably previously too busy with their meteoric careers to have babies.
26 March 2009
Alfie The Fetus Is NOT The Father Of Chantelle Stedman’s Baby
By Alex Alvarez at 1:30 PM.
DNA tests have determined that 13-year-old Alfie Patten, the British schoolboy who claimed to have fathered his 15-year-old classmate Chantelle Stedman’s baby, is not the father. A slew of other boys have come forward admitting they have slept with Chantelle and could possibly have gotten her pregnant with baby Maisie.
8 March 2009
M.I.A.’s Baby Is Not Named Ickitt
By Alex Alvarez at 9:00 AM.
M.I.A. descended to Earth in her giant neon spaceship long enough to let us know that, no, her baby is not named “Ickitt” or any variation thereof. The MySpace blog post she wrote about it was kind of adorable and, in typical M.I.A. fashion, kind of loud:
7 March 2009
Jennifer Aniston: Pregnant With John Mayer’s Baby?
By Alex Alvarez at 4:52 PM.
Jennifer Aniston’s womb-clutching poses at the Academy Awards have sparked rumors that she might be pregnant. She’s also been photographed wearing super heinous, loose-fitting dresses - quite a departure from her usual body-conscious clothing style. Which means, obviously, that it’s time to come up with baby names…
6 March 2009
M.I.A.’s New Baby Is Named Ickett. Luckily, His First Photo Is Cuter Than His Name.
By Alex Alvarez at 12:02 PM.
M.I.A, née Mathangi “Maya” Arulpragasam, and her fiancé Benjamin Brewer have finally revealed the name of their son, born on February 11th - “Ickett.” And one of her buddies posted a picture of the baby online! As far as we can tell, the name doesn’t mean anything other than “Name No Other Baby Will Have Because [...]
20 February 2009
New Photos Of Gael Garcia Bernal’s Baby And Dolores Fonzi’s Hideous Post-Baby Body
By Alex Alvarez at 6:00 PM.
TV Notas has pictures of Gael Garcia Bernal and his girlfriend, Dolores Fonzi, walking about with their new baby, Lazaro. Aw! And they point out how disheveled and bloated Dolores looks since carrying around a human for nine months. Classy!
The couple and their newborn were photographed while out for a stroll on a chilly [...]
13 February 2009
British Boy Alfie Patten, 13, Is A Father
By Alex Alvarez at 9:25 AM.
Alfie Patten is a 13-year-old fetus-faced boy who, along with his 15-year-old significantly older-looking girlfriend Chantelle, is the proud parent of a newborn baby girl named Maisie Roxanne. Alfie is four feet tall and has yet to have his voice change. He is said to have conceived the baby when he was only 12 year [...]
