It’s no secret Oprah Winfrey loves Barack Obama. She’s had him on her show twice since 2005 (before he announced he was running for president) and has publicly endorsed him as her Presidential candidate of choice. Which is obviously...

Hotflops shoe company is urging you to “Flop Your Vote,” which seems to mean “wear some shoes with heads hot-glued onto them.” Kawaii!!!! For only $30, you can own a pair of Obama or McCain flip-flop sandals and show...

If it were up to Brazil, Barack Obama would be King of America, Emperor of Brazil, prom king, samurai lord, Best in Show and Mr. Universe. They love him. Their collective obamaboner is freaking gigantic. Why all the love?...

Jill Biden is Joe Biden’s wife. And it would appear that Barack Obama is smidden with Ms. Biden! Haha! Ugh. Some people think this video shows Obama kissing Jill Biden on the mouth at the DNC because he’s some...

Today is the 45th anniversary of Martin Luther King, Jr.’s “I Have A Dream” speech delivered on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial during the March On Washington for civil rights. It’s also the day Barack Obama, an African...

First came news that Daddy Yankee had endorsed presidential hopeful John McCain. Then, news came out that he had initially approached audaciously hopeful presidential hopeful Barack Obama, but Barack’s people did not want to be publicly associated with the...

Meet Isis - ANTM’s first transsexual contestant. No Jaslene jokes here. Eva Longoria wore a “Hillary Supporter for Obama” pin at the DNC. Aw! [Scoop] Initially, Anne Hathaway was frightened of Barack Obama. Until she discovered just how articulate...

Political mastermind Daddy Yankee’s public endorsement of John McCain has, obviously, decided this election for us. But did you know he initially approached Barack Obama’s people about an endorsement? And there were all like, “You ain’t our Papi, Daddy.”...

Local police in Denver have stumbled upon an alleged plot to assassinate presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama with a high-powered rifle on national television at his outdoor acceptance speech in Denver Thursday night. On a routine drunk driving...

Do you look back on all the time you were Rickrolled by a cubicle mate and sigh fondly, while laughing, which is nearly impossible? Then, oh friend, do cultivate a hobby of some sort. Or jump on this meme...

John McCain’s latest campaign effort revolves around the idea that Barack Obama is too much of a celebrity to run the country or something and his latest as geared towards Spanish-speaking Latinos is no different. Here’s the translation: With...

Last week the Barack Obama presidential campaign announced it was setting aside $20 million to target and mobilize Hispanic voters. Apparently the first money spent was to hire comedian George Lopez to persuade those of you in swing states...

Do you know what’s super flattering? When a strange woman becomes obsessed with herself / your husband and dresses up as you for a photo spread. Because that’s not weird at all. Enjoy this photo of Tyra Banks looking...

It’s true. The public only cares about beautiful people. A political reality since at least the Kennedy-Nixon race when the first televised debates occurred. Which is basically why Barack Obama is captivating the world and old, fossilized McCain is,...

This just in. The Republican National Committee has launched a parody social networking site called Barackbook to expose web users to some of Barack Obama’s political associations. A press release from the RNC was published two hours ago: The...

George Michael has no idea what Barack Obama will do to bring change to America should he win the presidential race, but that didn’t stop him from recommending the Senator pick Hillary Clinton as his running mate for ‘08....

With all the questions surrounding whether or not The New Yorker’s “The Obamas as Terrorist Fist-Jabbers” cover is good satire or detrimental to his campaign and public image, we didn’t give much thought to how the cover could actually...

Latinos! Ever felt lost? Unsure of who you are and what it is you’re supposed to be doing? While grab a Dominican flag and your rosary, because, luckily, Barack Obama and John McCain’s camps are more than willing to...

JibJab has an e-card out called “Time For Campaignin’” that features all the major players—George Bush, Dick Cheney, John McCain, Barack Obama and Hillary and Bill Clinton—singing to the tune of Bob Dylan’s, “The Times They Are A-Changin.’” Our...

Hey everybody, did you see the big, Yankee, liberal, elitest attempt at political satire yesterday that has seriously pissed off all the Democrats? It’s the latest cover of The New Yorker magazine featuring an illustration of presumptive Democratic presidential...

Here’s a montage of America’s most highly paid news journalists getting all flustered over exactly how to describe Jesse Jackson’s threats against Barack Obama’s nuts. Also, Fox News has been reporting that there was more said by Jackson than...

Is Jesse Jackson senile? Why in the hell would you say anything near “I want to cut his nuts off” while you are mic’d even at a school assembly let alone on national television? And the point no one...

Eva Longoria is on fire. Hydrant. [Magamba] Eva Mendes thinks Interview magazine’s jokes about rehab were tacky because Eva Mendes is a fast, furious arbiter of taste and class. [Us] Samantha Ronson gave Lindsay Lohan a Cartier ring for...

Following the raging success of the last Latino celebrity-backed campaign for Barack Obama, political powerhouses like Juanes, Los Tigres del Norte and Juan Luis Guerra are backing the candidate at their concerts. Even though, you know. Many of them...

A recent conference call between Barack Obama’s communications director Robert Gibbs and Hispanic media went awry last week when reporters demanded to know why Obama’s people are so hard to get a hold of. Says blog Politico: In a...

Last week when Barack Obama was campaigning in Florida, Elian Gonzalez’s family protested during an address Obama made to the U.S. Conference of Mayors in Miami. Their beef? Two people on Obama’s team: Foreign policy adviser Greg Craig, who...

In an attempt to woo Latinos in possession of vaginas, Senator Barack Obama tried to organize a meeting with House Latinas. But they were all like, “Eh:” Sen. Barack Obama of Illinois huddled with members of the Congressional Hispanic...

Audacious Presidential hopeful Barack Obama has hired former Hillary Clinton’s former campaign manager, Patti Solis Doyle, in a move of cunning political strategery: Miss Solis Doyle is the most prominent Hispanic figure in the Obama campaign. She will help...

It’s a sad time for women and little people who speak in riddles everywhere, what with Hillary Clinton being knocked out of the race by America and Obama and Tiger Woods and Magic Johnson and… the Rockefellers? We’re not...

Concert-goers at Bonnaroo chanted “Kanye sucks” when he performed over two hours late. But that just isn’t true. Kanye doesn’t suck; he’s all hand and spit. [HuffPo] You know how Scarlett Johansson was omg so lyk super psyched that...

Reports claim that internationally renowned role model Jennifer Lopez paid a visit to Barack Obama’s office in the Hart Senate Office Building on Wednesday afternoon, which is kind of impossible since we first read this Wednesday at around 10...

Hulk Hogan talked to Larry King about how terrible and whiny his incarcerated son is. Or how great and noble? We’re not sure. Mariah Carey proves that just because you weren’t invited to someone’s wedding, does not mean you...

The New York Daily News delves deeper into comments United States Congresswoman Nydia Velasquez (D-NY) made yesterday at the New York congressional delegation conference call with Hillary Clinton regarding Barack Obama’s lack of Latino love. Her solution? He needs...

We always said we would cry if Barack Obama got to run for president because, hell, it’s a beautiful thing to watch a Black man overcome prejudice in this country. But now that the moment may well be upon...

Well, we’re no closer to being put out of our Democratic primary misery after the Boricuas gave Hillary Clinton the win in (on?) Puerto Rico this weekend. The results, (Clinton earned 68 percent of the vote compared with Obama’s...

As Obama gets ready to garner no votes in Puerto Rico because Latinos hate and fear Black people (What? Black Latinos? Ha! They ride unicorns, right?), a lot of celebrities, some of which we’re not sure are even eligible...

Listen up, Puerto Rico! It’s almost time for you to forget to vote and Barack Obama would really appreciate it if you’d vote for him, kthnx. Oh, what’s that? You don’t wash dishes for a living? No, no, it’s...

There are rumors going around the internet that video exists of Michelle Obama engaging in White bashing with her infamous preacher man. According to blog No Quarter, the Republican party has reviewed 17 years of Obama church-going to unearth...

Peggy Agar is a Detroit reporter who asked Democratic candidate Barack Obama what he planned to do to help American auto workers. His response? “Hold on one second, sweetie.” Nice. He did, however, take the time to call Peggy...

Tom Cruise is going to talk to Oprah about that whole Couchgate incident. And then he’s going to eat her brains. [E! Online] Old, racist cartoons available on YouTube, discovers the ever-intrepid NY Times. It’s good to know we’ve...

Salt-of-the-earth immediately preceding a few dozen tequila shots Hillary Clinton won the Pennsylvania primaries last night, beating fancy Fleur de Sel Senator Barack Obama by 45%-55%: Network exit polls said Clinton’s margin of victory was built heavily upon her...

Last night on Stephen Colbert, there was a slight, raspberry-colored rash. There were also two surprise guests that look kind of familiar. One, a woman wearing some sort of helmet, in the clip above, and the other, some hopeful...

Barack Obama took a break from being a grandmother-hater and eating gay babies to talk about how much he actually, truly loves homosexuals. Really! His second cousin twice-removed is half-gay, after all, and he once visited San Francisco. He...

Ovary-filled American comedian Hillary Clinton has a secret; she’s sorry, but it’s true. America, she’s fucking Obama. And while this video provides ample fodder for “barebarack” and “Big O” jokes, we’re just not going to go there. Sorry. We’re...

Genteeeeee!!! Vatosaurus is back and this time he is offering his services as the maestro of love. Which kind of reminds of us this priest we knew back in grade school. Ewww! Anyways, if this is the kind of...

Gaggle of oxymorons, “Latinos for Obama,” have organized a week to set aside their deep, inborn hatred of black men and campaign for Barack Obama:: Amigos, On the week of April 13th, Latinos across the country are planning low...

Amy Winehouse’s crusty self is getting shipped to rehab again, possibly in South Africa. Also, “Kebabs, scabs and rehab” is the best title ever. God, we love British tabs SO. HARD! [The Sun] Tina Fey wants Britney Spears to...

Bill Richardson will lend his Super Delegato endorsement to Barack Obama today in Portland, Oregon where they love Mexicans: “My affection and admiration for Hillary Clinton and President Bill Clinton will never waver,” Richardson wrote in his e-mail [to...

Hey, you guys. There are some people running for president. With all the governor fucking that’s been going on around here, we kind of forgot. Fortunately someone sent us this in the mail and reminded us why we love...

Black, non-female presidential hopeful, Barack Obama, recently tried to distance himself from Jeremiah Wright, the charismatic and hopefully audacious “Liberation Theologian” and Senior Pastor of Obama’s Trinity Church by saying: I can no more disown [Jeremiah Wright] than I...