Hairdresser Huang Xin created a statue of Barack Obama made entirely of human hair to commemorate the President’s visit to China. It took the artist four kilograms of hair to complete the sculpture.
20 November 2009
3 November 2009
How To Tell If Your Jack Ass Is Narcissistic
By Cindy Casares at 1:13 PM.
There are a lot of jack asses out there, but the narcissist is a special breed of a-hole first invented by Rush Limbaugh.
15 October 2009
Covering The Coverage: NY Post Says Michelle Obama Snubbed Her Husband After He Danced With Latina Temptress Thalia
By Alex Alvarez at 9:00 AM.
Obviously, a man cannot dance with a Latina without his loins bursting into flames and his scrotum humming the Macarena. And his wife turning into Disgruntled & Jealous Sitcom Wife #276.
14 October 2009
So Who Ate Whom What At The White House’s “Fiesta Latina?”
By Alex Alvarez at 5:15 PM.
So what does one eat when celebrating a night of Latin American music and culture and Jennifer Lopez? A lot of things, apparently! And mostly things of which we’ve never heard!
12 October 2009
Zapatero To Visit Obama Tomorrow. Cameras Await Faux Pas.
By Cindy Casares at 2:00 PM.
Spanish PM Jose Luis Zapatero is headed to Washington tomorrow for his first official visit since Spain withdrew from Iraq in 2004. This is exciting because whenever Jose Luis Zapatero is around other international leaders, embarrassing shit happens.
10 October 2009
Fidel Castro Gives Obama Nobel Peace Prize His Stamp Of Approval
By Cindy Casares at 12:52 PM.
If right-wingers didn’t think Barack Obama was a commie pinko before, the news that Fidel Castro supports his Nobel Peace Prize win, will pretty much cement his reputation.
9 October 2009
Fuck The Haters: Obama Accepts The Nobel Peace Prize
By Cindy Casares at 12:17 PM.
Obama reacted to his Nobel Peace Prize this morning, meanwhile America sounds like Kanye West right now.
6 October 2009
Who Do You Want To See At Barack Obama’s Latin Night?
By Alex Alvarez at 5:14 PM.
Barack Obama will be hosting a night of Latin music (¡Dale!) called “Fiesta Latina” at the White House. But where is Jenni Rivera’s invitation?
29 September 2009
Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi Fascinated By Barack And Michelle Obama’s Tans, Breasts
By Alex Alvarez at 11:01 AM.
No one likes Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, which is likely one of many reasons he has to pay women to pretend they want to touch him, another reason being that he hates women in general. Also? Black people.
26 September 2009
24 September 2009
Barack Obama Names Emilio Estefan To “Commission To Study The Potential Creation Of A National Museum Of The American Latino.”
By Alex Alvarez at 2:00 PM.
Doesn’t calling it “National Museum of the American Latino” make us sound more like some rare species of reptile than “National Museum of American Latinos” would have?
21 September 2009
Barack Obama Invites Juanes And Olga Tañon To The White House
By Alex Alvarez at 4:55 PM.
Singer Olga Tañon announced that she and the Colombian singer have been invited to the White House by President Barack Obama and that Cuban exiles need to chillax, hokay?
18 September 2009
Mr. And Mrs. Anthony-Lopez Go To Washington, Meet Barack Obama, Chew Gum
By Alex Alvarez at 1:04 PM.
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony recently ventured from the very depths of The Block and headed to Washington D.C. in order to celebrate his birthday, attend a speech by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and to celebrate Anthony’s Lifetime Achievement award at the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute’s gala.
9 September 2009
Representative Joe Wilson Makes “YOU LIE!” The New “¿Por Qué No Te Callas?”
By Alex Alvarez at 11:22 PM.
South Carolina Rep. Joe Wilson saw it fit to interrupt President Barack Obama’s speech on health care in order to loudly bellow “YOU LIE!,” one finger stabbing the air to drive his point home. All over South Carolina, truck nutz spontaneously burst with pride.
8 September 2009
Get Schooled TV Special Iz Lyk So Much Kewler Than Barack Obama’s Speech For Students
By Alex Alvarez at 2:03 PM.
Barack Obama’s address to students? Bo-RING! Luckily, Viacom harnesses the power of celebrities to get your kids to stay in school. This will really speak to the cast of 16 and Pregnant and help them to make sure theirs children is properley edukated.
19 August 2009
Michelle Obama’s Mother: Santera
By Alex Alvarez at 5:53 PM.
If you ever wondered what First Grandma Marian Robinson, Michelle Obama’s mother, and Yanixan have in common, well. Wonder no more: They both, unlike Bradley Nowell, practice Santeria.
Luchador On The Street Holds His Own Healthcare Reform Town Hall
By Jack Tomas at 11:00 AM.
Obama’s proposed overhaul of our health care system has led to big fights all over the country. So we sent our roving reporter, The Luchador to see what Latinos think of all this. LUCHA!
17 August 2009
Dastardly President Obama To Ruin Brazil’s Chances Of Hosting Their First-Ever Olympics
By Chris Alonzo at 3:00 PM.
Did you know that South America has never hosted the Olympics? Sad but true, and now it looks like Brazil has a genuine shot at the 2016 Summer Games. Of course, they’re up against Chicago, which means intervention by a certain silver-tongued Hopesmith who’s just gonna ruin everything.
10 August 2009
Inside The “Three Amigos” Summit, 2009
By Chris Alonzo at 5:15 PM.
The leaders of all three NAFTA countries finished their summit in Guadalajara today, a meeting of what some in the press have called “The Three Amigos.” Here’s a special peek inside the proceedings.
