Alejandra Guzman, asstronaut, says she has lost a total of $1 million from her the botched cosmetic procedure performed on her glutes.
28 October 2009
26 October 2009
Para Todos Magazine Presents Their “20 Más Atractivos” List
By Alex Alvarez at 3:08 PM.
Hey, kids, guess what time it is! Why, it’s time for another list of attractive Latinos!* (*who work in the entertainment field, are generally under the age of 40, and are overwhelmingly white.)
20 October 2009
Eye Of The Beer Holder: What’s Beautiful In Brazil?
By Alex Alvarez at 12:35 PM.
Much is made about how beeyootiful Brazilians are, how they’re all models formed of angel caca by God’s own hand, etc. But what do Brazilians find attractive?
12 October 2009
White Is The New White: Designer Karl Lagerfeld Think No One Wants Curvy Women
By Alex Alvarez at 9:39 AM.
Are Karl Lagerfeld’s incessant comments about no one wanting to see fat women possibly racist? Classist? Or a brilliant PR move?
6 October 2009
What Does Chris Rock’s Good Hair Mean For Latinas?
By Alex Alvarez at 3:22 PM.
Comedian Chris Rock has a documentary out called Good Hair which explores the relationship between black women, their hair, beauty standards and societal reactions to these.
29 September 2009
28 September 2009
A Quick Memo To Jessica Alba, Re: Hair
By Alex Alvarez at 11:28 AM.
It’s so obvious Jessica Alba reads Guanabee, like, every day. Especially when it comes to our unsolicited advice on her hair color.
26 September 2009
A Letter To Jessica Alba
By Alex Alvarez at 10:20 AM.
Dear Jess,
Can we call you Jess? No, hush. Don’t speak. Now is the time to listen.
8 September 2009
Oye, Relax: Video Of Tyra Banks’ Real Hair
By Alex Alvarez at 6:19 PM.
Tyra Banks, champion of Tyra Banks, has declared today “Real Hair Day” and debuted her “real hair.” Check it on out.
Doctor, Beat It: Miss Australia Stephanie Naumoska Accused Of Being Anorexic
By Alex Alvarez at 3:33 PM.
No big, publicized beauty pageant can slowly fade into the annals of pop culture history without some idle speculation into the health and eating habits of a contestant or two. It’s your turn, Miss Australia!
17 August 2009
Sexy Babies: Child Beauty Pageants Allow Brazil And The U.S. To Be Creepy Together
By Alex Alvarez at 12:54 PM.
Meet Natália Stangherlin. She’s a beauty pageant contestant. She has highlights, false teeth, and prefers her lipstick to be pink and sparkly. She is 6.
12 August 2009
Univision, Home Of News Anchors In Bustiers, Reveals Latinas Care About Beauty
By Alex Alvarez at 12:23 PM.
Univision has revealed carefully compiled research indicating that Latinas are concerned with beauty - almost to the point that it colors all our social interactions and leaves us, crippled with shame and clutching a tube of lipstick, shaking in a corner.
31 July 2009
Pretty Ugly: Viewers Get To Vote On Ugly Betty’s Makeover
By Alex Alvarez at 1:45 PM.
For season 4 of the increasingly unnecessary Ugly Betty series, ABC execs are forming focus groups to determine how Betty’s makeover will look.
5 July 2009
Cameron Diaz Switches It Up For V Magazine
By Alex Alvarez at 11:30 AM.
Cameron Diaz tried out a new look for her recent V Magazine cover and, well. You know what a fan we are of mediocre mainstream actresses trying out new, bolder looks.
25 June 2009
L’Oréal Sued For Refusing To Hire Non-White Models
By Alex Alvarez at 6:00 PM.
L’Oréal is has been found guilty of racial discrimination after the cosmetic giant decided that its Fructis Style hair product would only be promoted by saleswomen who were “bleu, blanc, rouge” - a coded way of saying they wanted white, French woman.
22 June 2009
12 June 2009
10 June 2009
Be Mean & Vote: Who Has The Worst Celebrity Hairstyle?
By Alex Alvarez at 4:30 PM.
Little itty bitty Selena Gomez cut her long hair into a short, sleek bob. We like it! For the most part. Except for those highlights. Very dark hair with very light, orangey highlights is not necessarily the prettiest of looks, as your Junior High self will surely tell you.
14 May 2009
Hairstyles White People Like: Kate Gosselin’s Pixie Bob
By Alex Alvarez at 4:12 PM.
In reading about the ongoing duhrama between Jon & Kate Plus 8 stars Kate and Jon Gosselin, one thing in particular succeeded in tugging at our soul and bringing tears to our eyes - Kate’s hair.
