Belinda has been very busy lately - filming Camaleones, fainting, ignoring weirdo pregnant chicks with creepy little dollhouses, etc. - so it’s perfectly understandable that she can’t find the time to pay for clothing and shoes.
28 October 2009
Posh Store Accuses Belinda Of Not Paying Up. Meanwhile, She’s Partying In Acapulco With Giovani.
By Alex Alvarez at 4:45 PM.
21 October 2009
Did Giovani Dos Santos Leave His Pregnant Girlfriend For Belinda?
By Alex Alvarez at 11:07 AM.
Cristina Segura says Giovani Dos Santos left her for Belinda, a fact she discovered only after seeing the two together on television. And? He got her pregnant, then failed to answer her calls to tell him she was getting an abortion. ESCANDALO.
1 October 2009
Belinda Out Drunk With Alberich Borman - The Same Guy With Whom She Allegedly Cheated On Giovani Dos Santos
By Alex Alvarez at 10:26 AM.
Belinda, Belinda, Belinda. After emphatically denying that anything went on between her and Alberich Borman - the fresita with whom she was filmed dancing and kissing - she goes out and gets drunk with him without her boyfriend Giovani Dos Santos anywhere in sight.
24 September 2009
Giovani Dos Santos Serenades Belinda. Boyfriends? Please Stop Doing This.
By Alex Alvarez at 5:03 PM.
Belinda and soccer player Giovani Dos Santos have managed to overcome her fondness for hugging male friends with her mouth and are back together. He celebrated this by being totally cheesetastic.
22 September 2009
Belinda Will Have You Know That She Did Not Faint Because She’s Eating For Two
By Alex Alvarez at 11:36 AM.
Belinda is fighting mad over articles claiming that her recent fainting spell on the set of Camaleones was due to her carrying a womb goblin.
9 September 2009
Belinda Faints On Set Of Camaleones
By Alex Alvarez at 6:07 PM.
FORGET AEROMEXICO FLIGHT 576! A real tragedy transpired today. Belinda fainted on the set of her telenovela, Camaleones!
8 September 2009
Giovani Dos Santos Dumps Belinda. Who Should These Fools Date Next?
By Alex Alvarez at 12:46 PM.
The romance of the century has ended. Giovani Dos Santos has broken things off with Belinda, likely because she was recently caught, on camera, kissing and touching up another man. So. Who’s next for these two crazy kids?
26 August 2009
Belinda’s Go-Between: “Naw, It Just Looks Like A Kiss From The Wrong Angle”
By Nacomprende at 3:28 PM.
GASP: Belinda Cheats On Giovani Dos Santos, Rubs Up On A Fresita At A Club
By Alex Alvarez at 11:41 AM.
Could it be? Has the love affair between Belinda and soccer player Giovani Dos Santos - a love we thought would last the test of time and test the buoyancy of limo’s backseats - flickered away?
18 August 2009
17 August 2009
Belinda: Who Or What Is She? And Why Should We Care?
By Alex Alvarez at 4:30 PM.
We’ve been writing about Belinda quite a bit lately, now that she’s making out in limos and using young men for publicity and whatnot. But we realize that some of you might not be entirely familiar with who she is. So let’s remedy that.
13 August 2009
Belinda And Her Mom Ignore Media’s Questions About Her Limo Porn. So: How Much Longer ‘Til She Has A Sex Tape?
By Alex Alvarez at 5:32 PM.
While paparazzi questioned Camaleones actress Belinda about her recent limo slobberfest with boyfriend Giovani Dos Santos (our own esteemed Dr. Guanabeetch weighed in on the incident already), she busied herself talking as if there was a papa in her mouth (such a fresa, this one) and texting.
Her mom walked alongside her and ignored that the [...]
12 August 2009
Body Language Expert Dr. Guanabeetch Analyzes Belinda And Giovani As They Hold Hands And Make Out In A Limo
By Alex Alvarez at 11:32 AM.
Dr. Guanabeetch is in and ready to discuss the relationship between singer / actress Belinda’s dwindling nose and her soccer player beau, Giovani Dos Santos.
4 August 2009
3 August 2009
Belinda Is Using Giovani Dos Santos For Publicity, Says Dude Who Is Missing The Point
By Alex Alvarez at 2:30 PM.
Soccer commenter Fernando Shwartz has a few words of advice for Giovani Dos Santos: “OMG NO.” Shwartz believes Gio’s new girlfriend, the animatronic mannequin that is Belinda, is only using his fame as a soccer player for her own publicity.
Univision Sportcaster Advises Giovani Dos Santos To Never Trust A Big Butt And A Smile
By Chris Alonzo at 2:00 PM.
We may be cautious in our approval of Giovani dos Santos’s new WAG, pop “star” Belinda, but Univision’s Fernando Schwartz has no time for that crap. He’s been there/done that, man, and he took to the pages of OEM online to warn the Mexican soccer star to watch out, because that girl is poison.
28 July 2009
Giovani Dos Santos And Belinda Are Officially A Couple, Nauseating
By Alex Alvarez at 4:45 PM.
Belinda showed up Televisa’s offices with rumored boyfriend Giovani Dos Santos. And all hell broke lose! Her new nose, however, remained firmly in place.
