Baby Valentina shopped with mom Salma Hayek and family in Malibu. Because she needed to pick up some hot new shoes. [dlisted] In a story that is entirely real and not at all made up, Jay-Z demanded a watermelon...

If you haven’t gotten enough of Beyonce’s complete and utter lack of ability to act like anything other than a wig stand, well, you stupid masochist, you’re in luck. She’s in talks to have a role on “Desperate Housewives:”...

“Real World: Brooklyn?” Why is everything about New York dead-set on forcing us to move to Hoboken? [NY Observer] More Beyonce pregnancy rumors! Because she’s fat and married, apparently. [Page Six] Rapper Remy Ma’s jailhouse wedding was postponed when...

There’s nothing sexier than a baby in lip gloss, right people? The creative team behind Beyonce’s “Dereon Girls” line know this well and have done their part to ensure your precious kindergartener is not exempt from being sexualized. Skinny...

The Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute’s Ball was last night. We skipped it because we’re so busy and popular and had countless other engagements, but it was probably for the best considering most of the attendees seemed to...

Beyonce is apparently pregnant with a baby or a ball of hair or a diamond made of other diamonds. Or something. This is how she managed to get Jay-Z to walk down the aisle amidst bagillion dollar flower arrangements...

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt might get their own “Newlyweds”-type reality series on MTV. We can’t wait to see what Heidi is going to wear on “Divorce Court.” [Page Six] Speaking of boring newlyweds, Beyonce and Jay-Z recently got...

“Project Runway” is moving from Bravo to Lifetime. Hot tranny mess. [NYT] And “Golden Girls” is moving from Lifetime to the Hallmark Channel. Hot granny mess. [dlisted] Brad Pitt asked for a 95% discount on a resort and was...

Jay-Z and Beyonce might be getting married in New York City today. A source close to Beyonce (Solange, probably. Jealous!) says the ceremony will include only a small number of guests, who were not told the location of the...

Latinos have been held back by the group in power since the group in power got here several hundred years ago from Europe. So, we owe it to each other to help one another get ahead, right? Or, by...

Here at Guanabee, we may get to swim in a pool of champagne with a cardboard cutout of Gael Garcia Bernal on a regular basis and eat sushi off a naked Noelia, like, every other Tuesday, but nothing compared...

Last night Las Vegas was invaded by Latinos for the “8th Annual Latin Grammy Awards.” It was really a spectacle because normally the town is very White and American. You know, because it’s Nevada. Amongst the winners was Juan...

Mexican teen star Belinda, whom you might have seen in many a telenovela (or whom you might not admit to having seen in Disney’s “Cheetah Girls 2”), took home last night’s MTV Music Video Latin America awards for Best...

Latina.com has stirred some shit up with their readers over some jokes we made recently at the expense of Latina wanabee (heh! wanabee, get it?) Beyonce. Now our inbox is crowded with gems like these: I read your comment...

Here’s more evidence that showcases Beyonce’s mission to become Latina. The above clip features her claiming Shakira is, like, totally her BFF and has taught her the hip shakin’ Latin moves she knows today. We agree she doesn’t have...

In an interview with Latina.com, Beyonce speaks a little too candidly about her desire to be Latina. “I’m just jealous that I wasn’t born Latina. I wish I had been because the culture is so beautiful.” Basing her desire...

That is, if Beyoncé represents all Black people. (Which she obviously does.) The pop star has announced the late month release of an 8 track EP featuring a Spanish version of her hit “Irreplaceable,” among others. Meaning, it’s not...