It seems like parodying popular videos has become the latest sometimes entertaining, quickly annoying trend to sweep pop culture. Obviously, you’ll need to tell us your favorite.
5 October 2009
26 September 2009
What Is Your Favorite Shakiyoncé Parody? El Gordo Y La Flaca Hope You Pick Theirs.
By Alex Alvarez at 10:05 AM.
14 September 2009
Beyonce’s Response To Kanye
By Cindy Casares at 9:38 AM.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Taylor Swift’s mama has forgiven Kanye West for insulting Taylor on live television, but what did Beyonce think about the whole thing? Let’s roll that tape again.
29 July 2009
Beyonce Wants You To Look At Her Nipples
By Chris Alonzo at 11:28 AM.
We are accustomed to “nip slips” in the entertainment blogging business, but Beyonce is basically running around without a top here. This is clearly not one of those outfits her mom made for her back in the day.
10 July 2009
6 July 2009
The Beyoncification Of Shakira: Part VIII
By Alex Alvarez at 12:00 PM.
Shakira is continuing her strange and wondrous metamorphosis into Beyoncé by dressing up in a sort of drag queenesque homage to the entertainer during a recent photo shoot.
27 May 2009
Shakira Clone Del Día Is Beyonce!
By Cindy Casares at 4:45 PM.
Beyonce and her personal assistant Jay-Z have been in London for a few days and, apparently, it’s turning homegirl white. That plus her dreads have earned her the title of Guanabee’s Shakira Wanabee Del Dia.
6 February 2009
Ohhh. Etta James Was Playing.
By Cindy Casares at 3:00 PM.
Well, well, well. Etta James is trying to back out of the verbal bitchslap she gave Beyonce and the President last week in front of a live, Seattle audience. As you might recall, James said that Barack Obama is not her president and that she is going to “whoop” Beyonce’s ass for singing “her” song, [...]
5 February 2009
Audio: Etta James Disses The Shit Out Of Beyonce And Barack Obama
By Cindy Casares at 6:45 PM.
Sometimes old people are sad. Like when Etta James, who is legendary and awesome and untouchable, goes and acts unabashedly jealous of a child, i.e. Beyonce, for singing “her” song “At Last” at one of the many inaugural balls we all suffered through last month. “At Last,” was actually written in 1941 by Mack Gordon [...]
31 January 2009
Video: Because It’s Friday Night — “Single Ladies,” Fat Guy In A Leotard Edition
By Cindy Casares at 12:09 AM.
And you thought all the “Single Ladies” tribute videos were done in 2008. This rotund, young fellow in a leotard says, oh hail, no. He will shake that ring out of you with the sheer force of his rhythm. Whether you like it or not.
21 January 2009
Michelle And Barack Obama’s First Dance = Awwww!
By Alex Alvarez at 9:08 AM.
Michelle Obama stunned everyone last night by wearing a dress to the many, many inaugural balls she and President Obama jiggled last night. It was white! With puffy stuff on it! For those among us who feel Mrs. Obama does not dress “feminine” enough, perhaps a dress made entirely of powdered donuts, used tissues and [...]
19 January 2009
Beyoncé, Shakira Perform At “We Are One” Concert For Barack Obama
By Alex Alvarez at 9:52 AM.
In a continuing effort to make the best Abraham Lincoln fanfic evaar, a smattering of celebrities gathered on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial for the “We Are One” concert to celebrate President-elect Barack Obama’s inauguration tomorrow.
Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: First Meeting Of The Functionally Leotarded Beyoncé Fan Club Starts NOW
By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.
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