WednesdayNovember122008

A 56-year-old woman from Ohio recently gave birth to three granddaughters when her own daughter and son-in-law were unable to conceive children on their own. The triplets were born prematurely and join the woman’s daughter, Kim’s, two older children...

ThursdayAugust212008

Gwen Stefani neatly folded away her collection of Japanese girls in order to shit out a baby. Seems about right, given she’s been pregnant for what seems like three and a quarter years. The baby, a boy, is named...

TuesdayJuly082008

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves have gone ahead and let us know the name of their newborn baby boy. And, no, it wasn’t “Brometheus McConaughey” as we’d so ardently hoped but, rather, Levi Alves McConaughey. Cute, right? Matthew helpfully...

TuesdayJuly082008

Perpetually shirtless actor Matthew McConaughey is now the father of what will probably be a perpetually shirtless little boy. McConaughey’s girlfriend, often-shirted Brazilian model Camila Alves, gave birth to the 7 pound, 4 ounce bebito at 6:22 p.m. last...

ThursdayJuly032008

Uh, so. Cindy reminded us that Thomas had mentioned he was, in fact, the owner of a penis. Or, technically, an enlarged clitoris that could be used to have intercourse. At the time, we didn’t really wonder what sort...

ThursdayJuly032008

Formerly pregnant transman Thomas Beatie finally gave birth today. And, in case you were wondering, he… Hmm. How to put this? Pushed the baby out through his vagina: The birth - at a hospital in Bend, Oregon - was...

MondayJune162008

In an effort to combat high instances of infant mortality, health care workers in Peru’s Cuzco Valley have been encouraging Andean women to give birth vertically in a clinical setting. When we first read “vertical birth” we thought it’d...

MondayJune092008

Jessica Alba gave birth to a daughter yesterday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Her husband, Cash Warren, was at her side. Just out of throwing distance: During her pregnancy, Alba admitted, “anything could make me incredibly angry...

FridayMay302008

We’re starting to really hate this story. A rep for Angelina says her womb trolls have not yet made their debut: “Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France,” a rep...

FridayMay302008

Have Angelina Jolie and her magical golden chalice already given birth in France? Some people are sort of guessing maybe!: According to rumors, the Oscar-winner gave birth on Sunday in a Catholic clinic in the Aix-En-Provence region of France....

MondayMarch172008

Halle Birthday gave birth to a baby girl over the weekend. It’s probably still a better driver than Halle. [Star] ABBA drummer Ola Brunkert was found dead in his apartment after having fallen into a sliding glass door. Decidedly...

ThursdayFebruary212008

Jennifer Lopez has finally checked into her custom-designed suite at North Shore University Hospital in Long Island. How exciting! We hope Jen receives that diamond-studded breast pump we sent along. Jennifer Lopez in hospital, Jessica Alba expecting twins [Daily...

MondayFebruary042008

Jessica Alba, who is pregnant and engaged to boyfriend Cash Warren, recently admitted to hating weddings. Tell us more, Sunshine!: Jessica, 26 said: “Everyone I know hates weddings. I’ve been to very big, beautiful and romantic weddings, but I...

MondayFebruary042008

Jennifer Lopez is probs still pregnant, despite earlier reports that she had delivered twins in Lawn Guyland over the weekend: A story Sunday in the New York Post said the hospital’s maternity ward had been “buzzing” late Saturday amid...

ThursdayJanuary242008

The fertility rate among Latina women more than doubled within the span of six years in central Ohio. Probably because small Ohio towns aren’t exactly notorious for their stellar dinner theater. What else is a girl to do?: Central...

MondayJanuary212008

In news that should surprise absolutely no one, singer Christina Aguilera gave birth to her son while in full hair and make-up. “Reports” Star Magazine: A source tells Star that the glam singer, who arrived at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center...

FridayJanuary112008

Christina Aguilera and Nicole Escovedo Richie are both at Cedars Sinai in Los Angeles at this very moment, about to have their babies cut out of their strangely orange, slightly phosphorescent bodies. Because you know those chicken heads are...

ThursdayJanuary032008

Jennifer Lopez is reportedly set to give birth in silence, in accordance with Scientology’s rules for “silent birth:” Scientologists believe that silent birth will relieve the newborn of any stress the first week of their life. 38-year-old J. Lo...

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