Thirty-five years ago today, Papa Dios all the angels in heaven saw it fit to bestow onto us a child - a child of muscles and mullet, of dimples and dance moves so fiery they would set an entire...

Billy Ray Cyrus, the man responsible for both “Achey Breaky Heart” and Miley Cyrus, was on hand to help celebrate his upcoming daughter’s 16th birthday at Disneyland. He was asked about her relationship with 20-year-old underwear model Justin Gaston....

Think a life of eating cupcakes and shitting in your pants sounds fun? Become a blogger! Or a baby. Particularly the baby of an extremely rich couple. Salma Hayek and herex-boyfriend, gazillionaire Francois-Henri Pinault, reunited to join their infant...

Had your fill of Eva Longoria news? Too bad! We’re hungover as hell and taking it out on you. For her 33rd birthday celebration in Miami, Land of Tacky Cakes, Eva commissioned a cake with her face plastered all...

Cuchi-cuchi! 96 67 years ago today, Papa Dios released an angel from heaven onto the undeserving earth. That angel? Why Charo, of course. Born María del Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Baeza Rasten in an attempt to prove she’s just...

If you’re familiar with Audrey, the young girl from Miami who, understandably, got upset with her mother for getting her a car on the day of a mere quinces practice and not on the actual day of the party,...

Cristiano Ronaldo turns 23 today. Somewhere, a team of hookers is extremely tired. [dlisted] Shakira is has no plans to marry her boyfriend; we have no plans to care one way or another. [Lossip] Conan O’Brien, Jon Stewart and...

Happy thirty-sixth birthday, Ricky! You were always our favorite “Menudo.” Sure, that’s because we don’t actually remember the names of any of the others but, still. Also, that song, you had, about, what, living the life? That’s so crazy?...

Vanessa Hudgens might not be a Latina, but she plays one on TV and has always been very open with us, so we’re going to go ahead and wish her a very pleasant birthday. And many hairy happy returns!...

We figured we needed a little balance on the site, given the high volume of scantily clad ladies we’ve had around here lately. So, with that in mind: Happy 29th Birthday, Gael! We tried to send you a gift...

Feliz Cumpleaños a tí! Feliz Cumpleaños a tí! It’s a special day for all of us here in Guanabeeland; i.e., it’s Editor Cindy Casares’ Birthday! As you may or may not know, Cindy had a terrible accident a couple...

A tipster dear to our heart pointed us to the following quote in today’s New York Post, from the mouth of everyone’s favorite Spaniard actor whose credits include both Zorro and Puss In Boots: My real name’s Jose Bandera....