Pablo Montero, nude sleeper and alleged potted plant molester, took a little time away from grossing everyone out to celebrate his son’s 2nd birthday.
14 October 2009
See? Pablo Montero Has A Human Side, Celebrates The Birthday Of The One Son He Doesn’t Ignore
By Alex Alvarez at 4:45 PM.
1 September 2009
Happy Birthday, Gloria Estefan! This Is Your Life.
By Alex Alvarez at 10:00 AM.
Gloria Estefan turns 52 today! We love her for a whole mess of reasons, partially because we know our Cuban card would be immediately revoked if we didn’t. Here are some of our favorite Gloria videos over the years.
15 August 2009
Hugo Chávez And FARC Wish Fidel Castro A Happy Birthday
By Alex Alvarez at 1:57 PM.
Former Cuban President Fidel Castro, who is not dead, celebrated his 83rd birthday this past Thursday. He received heartfelt birthday wishes from such esteemed friends as Hugo Chávez and FARC.
27 July 2009
24 July 2009
Happy Birthday, Jennifer Lopez! This Is Your Life.
By Alex Alvarez at 9:45 AM.
On this day, 40 looooooooooong years ago, the Baby Jesus looked down on a world torn apart by hippies and thought, “What the world needs know… is VELOUR!” And thus we were given the 1970s and one Jennifer Lopez.
22 May 2009
Happy Birthday Naomi Campbell! Here Is A Tribute! Please Don’t Kill Us.
By Alex Alvarez at 3:42 PM.
Today is supermodel Naomi Campbell’s 73rd birthday and, boy, are we ever happy she’s around. Here are seven reasons we’re glad Naomi Campbell exists.
29 April 2009
Happy Belated Birthday, Jessica Alba!
By Alex Alvarez at 3:45 PM.
Happy One Day Late Birthday, Jessica Alba! In honor of the fact that you were born 28 years and one day ago, we’d like to offer a photo album, or a scrapbook if you will, of our time together.
31 March 2009
11 March 2009
Happy Birthday Ivy Queen! Drop The Birthday Cake And Get Healthy With Michelle Obama, Why Don’t You?
By Alex Alvarez at 4:30 PM.
March 4th marked our BFF Ivy Queen’s 65th 37th birthday and, when “Escandalo TV” asked how she kept such a youthful and well-preserved figure, Ivy explained she did it by complimenting herself, never working out, and eating fattening foods. Michelle Obama does not approve.
