Jennifer Lopez had twins early this morning. A boy and a girl. Presumably they won’t marry or anything. That would be so Britney. Jessica Alba is expecting twins, according to the foreign press. So it’s probably a terrorist plot....

What does it feel like to be born a gajillimazillionaire and the daughter of a Hollywood A-Lister? Pretty superior, we’d guess, as witnessed by the face little Valentina Pinault is making in this, her first public photo. It’s sort...