One thing we love about Spanish-language tabloids (other than their tendency to feature half-nude centerfolds wearing little more than palm fronds or cowboy hats) is their ads, like this one for Big Butt Pants.
23 September 2009
8 September 2009
Doctor, Beat It: Miss Australia Stephanie Naumoska Accused Of Being Anorexic
By Alex Alvarez at 3:33 PM.
No big, publicized beauty pageant can slowly fade into the annals of pop culture history without some idle speculation into the health and eating habits of a contestant or two. It’s your turn, Miss Australia!
30 June 2009
Eva Mendes Stands Up, Leans Sexily For Her Body
By Alex Alvarez at 12:13 PM.
Good for Eva Mendes for defending her fairly universally attractive body in the face of imaginary detractors.
15 June 2009
B As In Beauty Leads Us To Ask, “What About Skinny Latinas?”
By Alex Alvarez at 2:53 PM.
Alberto Ferreras’ novel B as in Beauty tells the story of a fat Latina coming to terms with herself and her body. But what about skinny Latinas?
29 April 2009
What Kim Kardashian Can Teach Latinas About Our Bodies
By Alex Alvarez at 12:00 PM.
Kim Kardashian is talking openly about her body in light of Complex magazine accidentally running an unretouched photo of her on their website and agreed to pose for a “totally unretouched” photo shoot in a bikini.
24 March 2009
Kim Kardashian In Complex, Unphotoshopped
By Alex Alvarez at 4:54 PM.
Complex magazine accidentally ran a photo of cover girl Kim Kardashian before she’d been retouched. And, well. She’s pretty much a gorgeous alien either way. But, post-Photoshop, she’s a gorgeous alien with plastic thighs and slightly lighter skin. Check below for the “before” and “after” pictures.
6 March 2009
Butt Implants Gone Wrong: How You Can Avoid This Terrible Affliction
By Alex Alvarez at 11:05 AM.
For the flat-assed among us, it is sometimes tempting to fantasize about having a large ass and what it might be like to get butt implants in order to get that coveted apple bottom, as opposed to the less popular applesauce-in-a-Ziploc derriere. However, after watching this video, we never ever will get butt implants.
