Salma Hayek’s boobs prove once again that they’re able to garner headlines totally independent of their owner’s actions. It’s only a short while until they become capable of cognizant thought and plot their revenge on an unsuspecting public. First,...

“Pachá,” a nightclub in Valencia, Spain, is offering winning club-goers a complimentary breast augmentation valued at 4,500 euros, or about 67 billion American dollars. The club’s owner, Carlos Monsell, assures that the operation will be performed by a “prestigious”...

Paraguayan Olympic javelin thrower Leryn Franco also happens to be a seasoned pageant contestant — she was a runner-up for both “Miss Paraguay” and “Miss Bikini Universe” — as well as a model. It’s a good way of getting...

Avon has joined forces with The Dr. Susan Love (aw) Research Foundation to create an “Army of Women.” Robots? No! This initiative to raise breast cancer awareness has two perky goals: To recruit one million healthy women of every...

Actress Rosie Perez is reportedly upset with some of Kanye West’s lyrics to his song “Good Morning.” Because they talk about her gigantic breasts: Perez said in a statement, “I’m a woman of a certain age (and) if you’re...

Got boobs? Hate when they smack your face while you’re running to catch your train? Yeah, we actually have no idea what that’s like. But that doesn’t mean we can’t appreciate Shock Absorber Sports Bra’s “Bounce-O-Meter,” which incorporates our...

Silicone and cookies! Yum. Christina Aguilera has announced that she plans to breastfeed her son Max until he turns two. Because you were wondering: “Christina knows lots of women breastfeed until their kids are two years old-she even heard...

Christina Aguilera isn’t exactly a shy one, is she? She’s ready and willing to talk about being pregnant, losing the baby weight and the amazing chesticles she’s received in the process: “It’s kind of hilarious! I’ve never fit into...

Sheyla Hershey is a deliciously-named mother of two from Texas who would like to expand her FFF breasts. Sheyla already holds the honor of having the largest implants according to Brazil’s version of the Guinness Book of World Records...

Alicia Douvall is a British glamour model, which is kind of like their equivalent of women who pose on Hot Rods in lucite platform shoes, who is considering giving her teen daughter, Georgia, breast implants as a birthday present....

Breasts are out, sniffs at least one ample-chested and crestfallen fashion writer, if this season’s runways are any indication. In a world where runway models double as cheese graters season after season all we can ask is, how can...

Nicole Richie may not be feeling her post-pregnancy body, but we’re sure there are a lot of people who wouldn’t be opposed. She joined her boyfriend and baby-daddy, Joel Madden, at the grand opening of his clothing store, DCMA,...

Orangey singer Christina Aguilera is chalking up her rapid weight loss since giving birth to breastfeeding. Man. We get it. You’ve got boobs. They’re as big as our head. Jesus Christ: She told TV show Access Hollywood: “I think...

Every girl remembers getting her first bra, whether with fondness, mortification or some mix thereof. Camila, a young girl who wears really cool dresses and is built not unlike a certain female blogger, remembers her bra with jubilation and...

Just what you need to go with those penis cushions you bought last month— a boobie baby. From Japan, where the kink comes from, this little cutie is called Funwari Milk-chan. That means “Fluffy Milk” in Japanese and she’s...

VIA MACHOCHIP: Finally a De La Hoya that’s worth looking at half naked. Apparently Oscar De La Hoya has a niece named Daisy De La Hoya who is participating in some VH1 gig called “Rock Of Love 2.”...

Jessica Alba had a tough childhood of large boobs and being liked by boys. Spending most of junior high writing goth poetry in Marble notebooks while listening to Orgy is infinitely more fun: Jessica Alba knows the trauma of...

Christina Aguilera and her newborn boobs went on “Ellen” (not literally) to talk about baby Max, penis balloons, and her new house. We had to watch this video about seven times to get all that, because we kept getting...

Arguably furless Cuban-American actress Eva NotLongoria has breasts. And you can almost see them in this video, in which she answers questions from French fans while, apparently, traveling in a space pod. Eva Mendes Teta Tease! [Lossip]...

VIA MACHOCHIP: This should be a notice to all sports networks trying to infiltrate an egotistical athletes’ privacy: send boobs, boobs, and boobs. Terrell Owens wasn’t his yappy self yesterday, that is, until a blonde bombshell entered the Dallas Cowboys’...

Argentine-Mexican actor Sebastian Rulli ushered in the New Year by marrying Some Woman Of Which We Are Somewhat Jealous. If only because Sebastian looks like he could open a jar of pickles with his boobs. And, you know. We...