ABC is set to air a new reality series about border patrol units called “Border Security USA,” which will be kind of like COPS with more teeth, probably: A typical episode might jump from a border patrol in Texas...

Hey, illegal aliens in South Texas! Here’s hoping there are no deadly hurricanes down there this summer because, according to the Border Patrol, no one’s evacuating your wet backside out of there: Anyone who is not a citizen or...

Loudmouthed, Colorado Congressman and Republican candidate for president Tom Tancredo has called for the resignation of a Texas Border Patrol chief after he made some remarks that may not mesh with the patrol’s mission to hunt down those rascally...

3 years and $7.5 million dollars in the making, it’s the Border Patrol Uniform Makeover!!! (Pictured is a ‘before’ shot.) Tired of drowning in the Rio Grande cuz your Batman-esque utility belt weighs you down? Fret no more, now...