Directly following ex-wife Jennifer Aniston’s appearance on the same show, Brad Pitt sat down with Oprah to talk about his perfect girlfriend and his 76 children and how he eats golden eggs in his house made of money. One...

Sarah Palin used to put plaster over her nipples during beauty pageants. Politicians: They’re just like us! [NY Daily News] Brad and Angelina might adopt a child from South America. Juan will probably be renamed “Astral Kumquat” or some...

Alessandra Ambrosio just queefed out a child and she’s already pimping her out to magazines. We’ll spoil it for you: She looks like a baby. [P6] Michael Phelps doesn’t want a girlfriend. Gentlemen, it’s up to you. [Daily Express]...

Hey everybody, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s new twin babies Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline had their picture taken. And it’s here. Aren’t you excited? No? Well, perhaps you’ll be more interested to know that in the record setting...

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, apparently two actors you probably have never heard of, have broken out of obscurity to sell the first photos of their newborn twins to People magazine for a little over 14.5 million dollars (7...

So how did we know that Sarah Jessica Parker sent that soft mole of hers into oblivion? That Katie Holmes really has purple man hands? That Lilly Allen had a third nipple? And what Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s...

First it was a trans-man getting pregnant, now a teenage pregnancy pact. The media says it’s all Hollywood’s fault. That babies have become the new glamour accessory. From where we’re sitting, pregnancy is the new act of rebellion. A...

A fried egg, bacon, sausage and donut sandwich? Yes. Now. [Food Network] Robert Downey Jr. credits Burger King with saving his life. Is there anything a charbroiled hunk of meat can’t do? [Contact Music] Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie...

Have Angelina Jolie and her magical golden chalice already given birth in France? Some people are sort of guessing maybe!: According to rumors, the Oscar-winner gave birth on Sunday in a Catholic clinic in the Aix-En-Provence region of France....

Vogue editor Anna Wintour was reportedly “miserable” at Karl Lagerfeld’s Cruise Collection Show in Miami because Miami is a festering pit of eternally burning hellfire. [Page Six] Speaking of Miami, Celine Dion’s home there uses about a bajillion gallons...

CNN reporter Richard Quest arrested for meth possession in Central Park at 1 a.m, and being generally awesome. [Private Officer News] We would probably kill our mother for the chance to lick David Beckham’s eyebrows. Oh, and something about...

“Project Runway” is moving from Bravo to Lifetime. Hot tranny mess. [NYT] And “Golden Girls” is moving from Lifetime to the Hallmark Channel. Hot granny mess. [dlisted] Brad Pitt asked for a 95% discount on a resort and was...

Amy Winehouse’s crusty self is getting shipped to rehab again, possibly in South Africa. Also, “Kebabs, scabs and rehab” is the best title ever. God, we love British tabs SO. HARD! [The Sun] Tina Fey wants Britney Spears to...

Are Brad and Angelina getting married? Or is the fact that they’re slowly morphing into the same person enough? [MSNBC] Meanwhile, it looks as if Janet Jackson might never have another secret-marriage-resulting-in-a-painful-high-profile-divorce ever, ever again. [People] Whatever you do,...

During a press conference in Puerto Rico yesterday, Ricky Martin told the Associated Press that he wants to adopt a kid within the year and maybe eventually adopt one from each continent. But what interests us is the way...