Killer spiders attack Kentucky! Whilst unpacking bananas at a co-op store in Kentucky, 25-year-old Kate Whitmore noticed something strange. A deadly banana spider! One of Brazil’s worst export, second only to extreme chocha waxing: “I picked the bunch up,...

If it were up to Brazil, Barack Obama would be King of America, Emperor of Brazil, prom king, samurai lord, Best in Show and Mr. Universe. They love him. Their collective obamaboner is freaking gigantic. Why all the love?...

Eighteen month-old Caua Felipe Massaneiro in the Brazilian city of Recife fell out of his 3rd floor apartment window yesterday and dropped 30 feet to the ground. Halfway down, though, the disposable diaper he was wearing snagged on a...

It turns out Brazil, the country where nakedness is a national pastime, is so conservatively Catholic that a court is ordering the publishers of Playboy to halt further distribution of that country’s August issue after some trollop actress named...

Our lovely commenter Stephanie, who only practices good magic like wriggling her nose to conjure up a dish of coconut flan, informed us that the name of Camila Alves’ (Matthew McConaughey’s girlfriend and bongo playing partner) line of bags...

Brazilian band Azymuth is playing a concert in Los Angeles for the first time in two decades. The group, which has produced twenty albums since 1973, describes their sound as “‘Samba Doido,” or Crazy Samba. And boy are they...

Luiza Caetano de Lima, a 29-year-old Brazilian cook, was arrested for carrying 350 grams of cocaine in her vaginal cavity. She was intercepted on a bus on the Paraguayan border. Sadly, this ruined her plan of dropping off the...

No, we’re not supplementing our income with prostitution. Baroom-ching! We received an email about some exciting coconuts! From Brazil! Check it: Re: Coconuts of Brazil !!! Offer !!! Triple exclamation points indicate three times the fun AND SAVINGS!!! Dear...

These wild postings for Brazilian rum Cabana Cachaça appeared suddenly yesterday in Midtown Manhattan and already ad blogger Copyranter is on the case. There’s nothing so expedient as a horny copywriter! The ads feature a naked, headless model. (Well,...

Mohamed D’Ali Carvalho Santos, a Brazilian man who confessed to slaughtering and chopping up a British woman, Cara Burke, smiled for cameras while leading police officers to her remains. And, because this is the internet and we’re all here...

Oh, laaaadies! Tired of dating men who, for whatever reason, are unable or unwilling to settle down and get to baby-making? Fed up with the usual vacation to Europe (old!) or Boca Raton, Florida (really, really old!)? Then perhaps...

Gabriel Alexandre da Silva, 11, of Belo Horizonte, Brazil found a way to get out of a pitbull attack last week. He bit that sucker back. And though the English Language press got all the names wrong, (Brazilian press...

A body discovered by tugboat workers somewhere off the Atlantic may belong to a Brazilian priest who strapped himself to a chair attached to 1,000 helium-filled balloons. Adelir Antonio de Caril was attempting to raise money to build a...

Thanks to commenter Miss Fruitfly for directing us to this video about Brazilian street artists Os Gemeos (The Twins) who are (duh) twins from Brazil whose street art is like way cooler than the scrawl that often appears on...

Hey kids, it’s end of day Friday and you know what that means: Es la hora! Es la hora! for Friday’s flatchback! This week’s flatchback features Brazilian entertainment phenom and record holder for the all-time best selling album in...

Moments before president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva of Brazil was to address his country’s first national gay rights’ conference, Brazilian military police surrounded a Sao Paulo TV station to arrest an army sergeant participating in an interview with...

They’ve found a lost tribe in the rainforest on the Brazil-Peru border who probably weren’t lost, but you know, just avoiding us. This is exciting because it means hippies can make an argument to stop deforestation in the Amazon....

Sheyla Hershey is a deliciously-named mother of two from Texas who would like to expand her FFF breasts. Sheyla already holds the honor of having the largest implants according to Brazil’s version of the Guinness Book of World Records...

This new ad campaign from Brazilian travel group Flytour is, like the entire country of Brazil, TOTALLY NSFW It also reminds us of the movie Crazy People. In the movie, a group of insane ad execs sell sexy, new...

Model and spitter Naomi Campbell wanted to give blood in Rio, but the medical center didn’t want her toxic poison demon fluid burning through patients’ veins: The British supermodel arrived at the HemoRio medical center Tuesday to take part...

Felipeh Campos and Rafael Scapucim were married on Brazilian TV show “Superpop” in front of 1,000 guests and countless other TV viewers. Made in Brazil described the ceremony as “one of the tackiest weddings” ever, which added to its...

Brazilian model Edilson Nascimento is hot. He is a good looking man. Yeah, that’s pretty much the entire story here. Do let’s watch as he shoots for a spread in the pessimistically-titled “Junior” magazine. Speedo Sundays With Edilson [Made...

Perennial heartbreaker and current goblin John McCain spoke yesterday at his old stomping grounds, the Naval Academy in Annapolis, Maryland, churning out political rhetoric and reminiscing back to when, a hundred years prior, he tormented fellow students. However, he...

We want to believe Brazilians are a diverse group of people who participate in cultural activities that don’t always involve the wearing of small bikinis while, like. Drinking Caipirinha under a waterfall discussing how much body fat they don’t...

Yani de Simone is a 19-year-old dancer from Brazil who is garnering attention for her ability, to borrow a phrase from today’s urban youth, to drop it as if it were hot. She can make her butt shake, bounce,...

Levy Christiano is a model from Brazil who can sometimes be found dressed in futuristic fetish wear whilst perched atop expensive pieces of luggage, as is his right. And as will be our right tonight after a few (dozen)...

Supermodel Naomi Campbell was reportedly furious after finding that news of her stay in a Brazilian hospital to have a cyst removed had been leaked to the media. With no cleaning ladies within electronic-device-chucking-range of her hospital bed; Campbell...

British supermodel and the less sexy half of “Hugomi,” Naomi Campbell, is in Sirio Libanes hospital in Sao Paulo, Brazil, undergoing treatment for an infection of some sort: “The patient and her advisers have determined that the hospital’s medical...

Mark you calendars, kittens: The Second Annual Underwear Day is being held this Wednesday in Brasilia. How could we have missed the first one?! The day is celebrated by having twenty-six specially selected underwear-clad guys parade down the streets...

We don’t understand Portuguese, so this video just sounds like “blah blah ash oi ays ash osh blah ao ao ao ao blah” to us, but we feel it is important to watch it in order to fully appreciate...

As was reported earlier, international journalist, Latinophile and phone thrower Naomi Campbell helped Brazil kick off Carnival last week in Rio de Janeiro, sharing the spotlight with an emaciated Baby Jesus. (No one likes a fat model.) This week...

Brazil, a place sadly devoid of supermodels, called upon the talents of one Miss Naomi Campbell to help ring in Carnival in Rio de Janeiro: Supermodel Naomi Campbell helped Brazil’s Carnival get off to a majestic start as the...

A Nazinsensitve samba group has been banned from participating during carnival with a float depicting naked bodies of Holocaust victims. A perfect way to start Easter! According to the AP: Judge Juliana Kalichszteim issued the injunction in response to...

Major cities in Brazil have been plagued — or decorated, depending how you look at it — by street art created by graffiti artists who often work at night to avoid being caught by authorities. Our favorite of these...

This year’s meeting of the Inter-American Development Bank in Miami featured a meeting of great minds, pelvises and George Bush. The President joined Bill Gates, Ricky Martin, President Felipe Calderon of Mexico and President Luiz da Silva of Brazil...

Activist groups and Black models have lamented the lack of representation of non-White models on the catwalks of Sao Paulo’s recent Fashion Week: “I think the business is smaller for black girls,” says 19-year-old Rafaela Favero. “But I don’t...

Cuban leader and tracksuit enthusiast Fidel Castro met with Brazilian President President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, proving he is both 1) alive and 2) not dead. What did the two talk about? Who cares! What was Fidel wearing...

The death of a man in Brasilia hospital has many Brazilians on alert and lining up for a vaccine against yellow fever: Hundreds of thousands of people have been queuing for vaccinations for the disease in parts of Brazil,...

Latinos have been held back by the group in power since the group in power got here several hundred years ago from Europe. So, we owe it to each other to help one another get ahead, right? Or, by...

Spanish actors and alleged co-habitators Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz were spotted bathing in the azure waves off Brazil. How romantic. We’re sure our invitation to join them has just gotten lost in the mail. Today in New York:...

Seven albino alligators have gone missing from a Brazilian zoo in Mato Grasso. Wethinks someone’s getting those leather pasties she asked for this Tres Reyes…: One theory is that they may have been stolen to be sold abroad. The...

Santa Claus got blown out of the sky by drug traffickers over Rio de Janeiro. Merry Christmas, little Timmy!: Drug traffickers in a Rio slum opened fire on a helicopter carrying a Santa to a children’s party, apparently mistaking...

VIA MACHOCHIP.COM: Brazilian soccer referee, Ana Paula Oliveira, made a bit of a splash last June when she decided to showcase that stunning figure of hers in Playboy. People were pissed, but Ms.Oliveira didn’t really see what the big deal...

Thursday nights are sometimes Brazilian night here at Guanabee. It is a special time during the month where we prepare caipirinhas, listen to Xuxa, and take turns waxing each other’s nether regions while practicing conjugating verbs in Portuguese (i.e....

Every once in a while, we hear of a really good movie out of Latin America, and for some reason most of those come from Brazil. Movies like “Black Orpheus” the mythological samba-bustin modern love tragedy; “Central Do Brazil”...

A Brazlian action drama about the war on drugs in Rio’s slums found its way to an early release last week because of how well it did on the black market. Producer Marco Prado announced last Tuesday that “Elite...

Seems like porn directors are finding it harder and harder (we couldn’t help it) to film chochas in Brazil. AdulyFYI leads us to some pervy director ranting about how difficult it is to film porn in that hotbed of...

Healthy fruit drinks have been springing up on the market like shit on a cow ranch for the last few years, making us always feel guilty for indulging in all the junk that we love to eat. Diet source...

You’ve probably heard all the anti-hype around the latest CBS reality show “Kid Nation”. Each week’s episode follows 40 little twerps ages 8 through 15 who are left on their own without mommy and daddy. They must form clan-like...

In Venezuela, Coleo, a rodeo sport typically used by men to show off their machismo, is now popular among the ladies. To win, cowgirls must tip the bull over as many times as they can by yanking on the...