MondayAugust042008

There’s a new theory over at Gawker that the Montauk Monster is a pig. Well, we could have told you that by the way he just passes out in public. But there are actual scientific facts to back this...

TuesdayMay132008

About a week ago we received in our inbox a “press release” from International Jock announcing some fabulous piece of meat hunk wearing revealing swimwear. Well, guess what? The “swimwear” company has done it again by sending us even...

TuesdayApril292008

One of the benefits of blogging is that you get anthrax interesting stuff sent to you. One of such delicious “packages” arrived last night in our inbox as a thinly-veiled press release (with attached photo goodness) announcing a new...

MondayMarch242008

How did we miss Andreia Schwartz last week? She’s the Brazilian-born former hooker and madame who served as an informant to the feds during their investigation of the Emperors Club VIP, the high-priced call girl service that serviced New...

MondayMarch102008

Vesgo and Silvio are a Brazilian comedy duo with a television show on Rede TV. We thought Brazilians were relegated to sweet, sweet humpin’ meat, but when you change the meaning of comedy to include jumping around, screaming and...

MondayOctober222007

Ayahuasca, a hallucinogenic vine used by the Incas and the Amazon Indians for ages, is drawing hordes of tourists seeking its “magical” properties to Peru. The vine is also being touted by some doctors for its psychiatric therapeutic benefits....

FridayOctober192007

It’s CMJ week here in New York. Which means, aside from stepping over drunk guys in skinny jeans with retarded hair cuts on our way to work this morning, our inboxes are being inundated with the very “latest” in...

FridayOctober192007

Thursday nights are sometimes Brazilian night here at Guanabee. It is a special time during the month where we prepare caipirinhas, listen to Xuxa, and take turns waxing each other’s nether regions while practicing conjugating verbs in Portuguese (i.e....

ThursdaySeptember202007

Perusing body waxing literature recently, we came across this gem from writer Rebecca Brown at Divine Caroline: I came across a story with a quote from San Francisco skincare and waxing goddess Marilyn Jaeger in reference to Brazilian bikini...

ThursdayJuly192007

• The Today Show says white is the new black. We thought Mexicans were. [Today Show] • Almodovar wants to work in English. Let’s hope it works out better than Antonio Banderas and Penelope Cruz. Cuz it’s three strikes...

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