Charles Barkley was arrested for running a stop sign earlier this week because, according to his arresting officer, Barkley was in a hurry to “get a blow job” from his passenger. [TMZ] A Muslim family was removed from their...

Bristol Palin, 18, has given birth to a 7 pound, 4 ounce baby boy named… Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston. She and baby-daddy Levi Johnston probably fell asleep on a keyboard during a post-coital, Schlitz-induced blackout and carefully copied down...

Teenager Lanesia Garcia is apparently coming forth from her Alaskan ice cave, eyes squinting against the bright, white media spotlight, to announce that Bristol Palin stole “fuckin’ redneck” Levi Johnston from her after the two had been dating for...

Yes! We’re buying into it! You want to create a pregnant-teen-diversion to draw attention away from a withering lack of experience and a penchant for war-mongering? We’ll take it! Levi and Bristol Palin are your new Spencer and Heidi...

Jamie Lynn Spears, probably the most famous teen mom since the Virgin Mary, reached out to Sarah Palin’s pregnant daughter, Bristol, by sending her a gift basket. Awww, and shit: A source close to the Beverly Hills baby store...

Because Paris Hilton got into a terrible accident attempting to simultaneously walk and breathe and Nicole Richie was busy having already eaten, thanks, Lindsay Lohan took it upon herself to speak for the “vapid young celebrity” voting demographic and...

We only became aware of the Palin family’s existence not more than 2.3 seconds ago and we’re already saturated. Just days after presidential hopeful John McCain’s announcement of Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his choice for VP comes news...