“Mini-Me” Verne Troyer has a sex tape. Don’t worry; it’s really short. [TMZ] Hulk Hogan stopped by his daughter’s “Maxim” shoot, just to make sure she didn’t show too much skin. Without him being there to watch. [FOX News]...

Hulk Hogan likes to apply sunscreen to his daughter’s buttcheeks, because there’s nothing worse than butt cancer. Except, possibly, your father rubbing down your ass with lotion. [Drunken Stepfather] But that pales in comparison to this guy. He gives...