TuesdayAugust192008

As we reported on Sunday, the guys from Georgia (USA) who claimed to have the frozen corpse of Bigfoot in their beer cooler failed to produce any convincing evidence at their press conference in Palo Alto on Saturday. But...

ThursdayMay152008

Oh sweet Baby Jesus on a tortilla! We’re getting married this weekend, guys. Yes, aw, thank you. And then we’re going to drunkenly throw up in some stranger’s mouth and immediately get divorced. And then we’re going to do...

TuesdayMay132008

“Real World: Brooklyn?” Why is everything about New York dead-set on forcing us to move to Hoboken? [NY Observer] More Beyonce pregnancy rumors! Because she’s fat and married, apparently. [Page Six] Rapper Remy Ma’s jailhouse wedding was postponed when...

TuesdayFebruary052008

Some clever Brooklyn parents found a way to make their elementary school bake sale very topical this Super Tuesday. Wonkette tipster Matt Spiegler spotted this at a polling station in Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn, where a bake sale was also...

FridayFebruary012008

Williamsburg, Brooklyn is home to a lot of hipsters and then some other people that deliver their pizzas and vegan Thai food. LATE. And, like, all these white parents kind of don’t want their little McKenzie Siennas going to...

TuesdayDecember112007

Guess what we’ll be doing this Thursday? Other than choreographing a highly involved dance routine to “Willow Don’t Cry,” we mean. We’ll be stopping by NaCo Nights: NYC! Because we love nacos, the night and NYC, all very much....

FridayDecember072007

Latino and Black doormen like working in Brooklyn because they are expected to do less, says one kind of passively racist doorman: Todd Chambers, 38, an African-American concierge and security guard at the Gretsch building who claims to have...

WednesdayNovember142007

The Village Voice trekked all the way out to Williamsburg, Brooklyn, that mystical haven of ironic mustaches and people who make art by vomiting PBR and cheese fries onto a wall, in search of Mexican food: I had high...

FridaySeptember142007

New York city officials have confirmed that they’re done searching for a new site for Astroland, effectively killing Brooklyn’s legendary amusement park at Coney Island upon which all amusement parks after it were modeled. (Can’t you tell we’re all...

ThursdayAugust302007

Saying fuck it to the conventions of celebrity endorsement, the owner of a taco restaurant in the hipster-infested Williamsburg neighborhood of Brooklyn has taken it upon himself to paint a mural of Angelina Jolie three stories above his business....

FridayJuly132007

In keeping with the indie theme of this weekend’s Latin American Music Festival in New York (helping to “solidify the scene”), Brooklyn’s Prospect Park Bandshell is hosting three Latino acts that we have never heard of. They include a...

ThursdayJune282007

We could have predicted it. In fact, we did. This week’s Manu Chau show in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park was a hostile pit of misguided testosterone and outdated dreds: This one salon dread poked this other Mexican kid in his...

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