64-year-old Ronald Watkins of Maryland is suing his doctor, Manuel Casiano, because he allegedly stapled his ass shut following surgery on a rectal tumor, barring him from defecating for 17 days. Ron is so full of shit: Dr. Manuel...

Yani de Simone is a 19-year-old dancer from Brazil who is garnering attention for her ability, to borrow a phrase from today’s urban youth, to drop it as if it were hot. She can make her butt shake, bounce,...

Pregnant actress Jessica Alba is beginning to show. And because she’s in the public — and especially because she’s a female in the public eye — we have total leeway to comment on every aspect of her body, including...

All around the world, the word culo means one of two things. Some of us here at Guanabee grew up using it to mean butt, arse, ass or any of the various monikers for the gluteus maximus. But for...