California high schools are banning all the faux sex on the dance floor. Here are seven moves that could get your slutty kid sent home.
26 October 2009
30 July 2009
29 July 2009
Learn Yoga Now: Wanderlust Festival Is Any Guey’s Dream
By Alejandro Paz at 12:31 PM.
We missed the inaugural Wanderlust Festival celebrating yoga, music and nature in Lake Tahoe, California this past weekend, but we’ll def be making it next year. Um, wait. Yoga is for girls, right?
The Beautiful Women Of Yoga Photo Gallery
By Alejandro Paz at 2:34 AM.
16 July 2009
Broke-Ass California Says, Hey Legalized Marijuana Will Raise Nearly $1.4B
By Alejandro Paz at 9:00 AM.
California’s State Board of Equalization released a study Wednesday that estimates legalization of marijuana under a proposed bill would raise $1,382,000 in taxes and fees. Can we get a hell yes?
30 June 2009
25 June 2009
How ‘Bout That: Poll Finds LA Blacks And/Or Latinos More Conservative Than White Voters
By Alex Alvarez at 11:21 AM.
A poll conducted by the LA Times showed that voters in Los Angeles identify themselves differently than one might expect given national trends.
28 May 2009
Sergio Garcia Is The Prom Queen At Fairfax High. Ella.
By Cindy Casares at 4:00 PM.
It used to be that our gay prom stories had to do with some gay not being able to take his or her same-sex date to their high school prom. Today we learn that eighteen year-old Sergio Garcia has been elected Prom Queen of his class at Fairfax High in Los Angeles, California.
27 May 2009
Millions Of Californians Rush To Mexico For Medical Care, Also New Boobs
By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.
Californians are rushing to Mexico to get their grills done and their asses pumped with silicone and/or Xanax because the U.S. has failed us all.
22 May 2009
15 May 2009
Gamaliel Lozada Beaten Beyond Recognition In Orange County
By Cindy Casares at 1:49 PM.
Thirty-two year-old Gamaliel Lozada of San Juan Capistrano in Southern Orange County, California was beaten over the head with some type of blunt force instrument–like a baseball bat or tire iron– so badly that onlookers thought he had been hit by a car.
14 May 2009
It’s A Boy For Knocked Up U.S. Rep. Linda Sanchez! (And We Really Like This Woman)
By Cindy Casares at 6:30 PM.
Congratulations are in order for U.S. Congresswoman Linda Sanchez, (D-California), who had a baby boy today–and just barely got married in time, sucia!
El Monte, California Police Accused Of Unneccessary Force Against Richard Rodriguez
By Cindy Casares at 4:02 PM.
News media captured video of an El Monte, California police officer kicking suspect Richard Rodriguez, (pictured), in the head while he posed no resistance to arrest.
29 April 2009
Who Gets To Decide When And If Affirmative Action Is No Longer Needed?
By Alex Alvarez at 5:45 PM.
The California Department of Transportation has stated that Affirmative Action programs are no longer necessary when it comes to hiring contractors and removed Latinos from their list of groups that qualify for affirmative-action programs.
31 March 2009
Sandra Cantu, 8, Missing From California Home
By Alex Alvarez at 11:15 AM.
Eight-year-old Sandra Cantu has been missing from her Tracy, California mobile home park since last Friday. Her mother, Maria Chavez, believes she was kidnapped and went on the Today show to ask for help in bringing her back.
27 February 2009
Los Alamitos Mayor Dean Grose Is Resigning, Didn’t Know Black People Like Watermelon
By Cindy Casares at 4:00 PM.
Los Alamitos, California Mayor Dean Grose, who emailed a picture of the White House with a watermelon patch on the front lawn to a group of friends, has issued a statement saying he will resign from office Monday.
6 February 2009
Stripper Set On Fire In Tarzana, Attackers Still At Large
By Alex Alvarez at 9:00 AM.
An exotic dancer in Tarzana is in the hospital after being doused with flammable liquid - possibly gasoline- and set on fire. The woman, who worked at a club called “Babes & Beer,” suffered burns on 60% of her body. She apparently knew her attackers, Rianne Celine Therialt-Odom, 27, and Nathaniel Marquis Petrillo, 22.
Is, like, leaving [...]
19 January 2009
Organ Harvesting And Wieners At The 2009 Pasadena Doo Dah Parade
By Alex Alvarez at 12:29 PM.
The 2009 Pasadena Doo Dah Parade is a “farcical and flamboyant” parade held annually in the streets of Pasadena - kind of like the Rose Parade’s fun, drunk sister.
13 January 2009
Bitter Barter: California Man Sells Daughter For Beer, Meat
By Alex Alvarez at 1:55 PM.
Narrowly beating out Luis Miguel for Father of the Year, a man in Greenfield, California has been arrested after selling his 14-year-old daughter into marriage (Is that the official term for sexual slavery now?) in exchange for $16,000, 100 cases of beer and several cases of meat. We hope it was anything but olive loaf, [...]
