Eva Mendes shed her top in a new commercial for Calvin Klein’s “Secret Obession” perfume. Which, we guess, smells like morning-after hair and mascara clumps. Eva’s commercial was banned in the United States because women’s nipples are evil and...

Eva Mendes is a lovely woman. We don’t think we’ve ever heard anything remotely disparaging about her looks and she photographs really well pretty much always. So, why oh why, would Calvin Klein decide to make her look like...

All of Tyra Banks’ patented smiles look kind of like our “Holding In A Fart At An Office Party Smile.” Eva Mendes partied with Calvin Klein in Heath Ledger’s former building until they were kicked out by the landlord....

Fat actress Eva Mendes is set to be the new spokesperson for “Seductive Comfort,” a new line of under garments created by Calvin Klein for “voluptuous” women: Beginning this fall, the sultry Mendes will be featured in a multimillion-dollar...

Fashion company Calvin Klein has named Black Eyed Pea-stained singer Fergie as the newest spokesperson for their brand. Fergie has previously modeled for Depends Candie’s, which worked out terribly well, as all the dozens and dozens of pairs of...