Our lovely commenter Stephanie, who only practices good magic like wriggling her nose to conjure up a dish of coconut flan, informed us that the name of Camila Alves’ (Matthew McConaughey’s girlfriend and bongo playing partner) line of bags...

We’re really not surprised that shirtless, birth tripping, hipneck Matthew McConaughey has saved his baby Levi’s placenta to plant in an orchard. Or that he got the idea from some indigenous people. When I was in Australia, they had...

Imagine the worst thing in the world. Being eaten alive by a colony of angry fire ants? Discovering you’ve contracted a UTI halfway on a flight to Japan? Working as J-Lo’s assistant? None of these are even close. Because...

Brazilian model Camila Alves, recently famous for making some womb troll with Matthew McConaughey, was not always a model. No! She once worked as a maid, doing maid-like things like posing and pouting while looking like a gorgeous freak...

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves have gone ahead and let us know the name of their newborn baby boy. And, no, it wasn’t “Brometheus McConaughey” as we’d so ardently hoped but, rather, Levi Alves McConaughey. Cute, right? Matthew helpfully...

Perpetually shirtless actor Matthew McConaughey is now the father of what will probably be a perpetually shirtless little boy. McConaughey’s girlfriend, often-shirted Brazilian model Camila Alves, gave birth to the 7 pound, 4 ounce bebito at 6:22 p.m. last...

Brazilian model Camila Alves is coming out with a line of handbags called “Muxo,” as we mentioned earlier in a way that was wholly unclean. This time around, we’ll focus solely on the handbags, mkay?: Alves, her mother and...

Matthew McConaughey’s girlfriend and future baby-mama, Brazilian model Camila Alves, is reportedly the perfect match for the shirt-adverse, bongo-loving actor because she, like him, is not overly concerned with trivialities like personal hygiene: He said he finally met a...

“Entertainment Tonight” and “The Insider” were set to show footage of actor Heath Ledger doing drugs at the Chateau Marmont two years ago. And now they’re like “Uh, so nevermind about that,” so some Australian station will show it...

Actor Matthew McConaughey has approached the impending birth of his firstborn with the usual mix of euphoria, paranoia, and insatiable need for salty snack foods that are normal for most, um. New parents. In the January 28th issue of...