This morning at 11:13 am our hearts skipped a beat when we read the Reuters headline which said: “Clinton will say Tuesday that Obama has enough delegates to secure Democratic presidential nomination: report.” Sweaty and panting and wanting to...

Spanish-language network Univision’s “Political Action Committee” recently made a $1,000 donation to Senator Roger Wicker’s campaign, only to ask for their money back once they discovered Wicker’s stance on illegal immigration might not sit well with their viewers. Lucky....

We have learned, from experience, never to trust a man wearing both a cowboy hat and aviator sunglasses, so we warn you be extremely cautious before taking this man’s advice. However, if you, like him, like your candidates rich...

Sr. Corporal Victor Lozada-Tirado was killed after losing control of his motorcycle. Lozado-Tirado was escorting Hillary Clinton’s motorcade to a campaign rally in Dallas, Texas: Sr. Corporal Victor Lozada-Tirado was reportedly leading Clinton’s procession when he lost control of...

Barack Obama’s campaign has a new series of Spanish-language ads that will debut on Texas radio stations and highlight how Obama is poor! And hardworking! Just like Latinos: The theme of the ad is that Obama is speaking to...

Patti Solis Doyle, Hillary Clinton’s former campaign manager with fabulous hair and a mega-watt smile, told reporters that, no, she totally wasn’t discarded like the raspita at the bottom of a pot, to put Latino-ly: On Tuesday, the campaign...

We’re not sure if it’s because everyone we know and (at one point) loved is creaming their jeans over Obama, but we cannot. Escape. His. Campaign. Maybe it’s because we are Hispanic and female and they have THE FUTURE...

First-time Latino voters who 1) voted for Barack in the primaries and 2) were polled by a company called Hispanic Economics, which was hired by the Obama campaign, declared they would not vote at all in the presidential election...

Yesterday, Hillary Clinton fired her campaign manager, Patti Solis Doyle, who, as you may have cleverly deduced from the name tucked safely away between two, White-Or-Perhaps-Ethnically-Ambiguous-Monikers, is Latina. And she replaced her with someone who is Black. And Not...

Republican John McCain’s past is coming under fire, with people asking whether his place of birth, the Coco Solo Air Base in the formerly American-controlled Panama Canal Zone, makes him ineligible to run for U.S. President: John McCain was...

Remember how the last video we featured about Obama was focused on getting the elusive “Latino dishwasher, line cook and housewife vote?” Well, now you do. Anyway, this new video shows Obama flitting back and forth between a Southern...

So by now you’re probably well aware of all this hugger-mugger over whether or not Latino voters are willing to vote for a Black candidate. As you may recall, we were a little skeptical as to the veracity of...

The Colombian government has taken to using advertising campaigns in an effort to get guerrilla members, like those in Farc, to leave the nation’s jungles and re-enter civilian life: To reach the guerrillas, radio has proved the best means...

George Lopez is mad that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton have somehow forgotten to ask him to campaign on their behalf. We’re upset Ron Paul never responds to our love letters: Top Latino funnyman GEORGE LOPEZ has lashed out...

As you know, the ugliest Betty of them all, America Ferrera is voting for Hillary Clinton or, as she phrases it, “Miss Hillary Clinton.” Now you can see her spouting buzz words in motion! Also, Chelsea? Not to downplay...

Craig Romney, the third-hottest Romney son and by far the most dentally gifted, narrates a new campaign dad in Spanish for his dad, Mitt. The ad will be shown in Miami: THE SCRIPT In Spanish, Craig Romney, one of...

Barack Obama’s campaign has come out with two ads, in Spanish, that will air in Nevada. In one of the ads, entitled “Hope,” Latino voters learn they can make a difference by voting for Obama, regardless of whether they...

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are really sinking their teeth into their respective election campaigns, especially when it comes to the Latino Democratic vote and especially when those teeth are being sunk into delicious, beefy tacos: Senator Hillary Rodham...

Election time is upon us once again and, with it, comes a reminder that you, gentle reader, are nothing more than a mass of labels and numbers on a page. You’re a Latino, babyface. And that means nothing, ultimately....

Super famous actress Ana Ortiz is using her star power along with other Latino entertainers (George Lopez!) to try and get Latinos to vote. Gosh, we haven’t been so motivated to become part of a virtually senseless and futile...