20 November 2009

Guanabee Interviews Carlos Ponce And, Yes, Drinks Johnnie Walker.

By Cindy Casares at 6:01 PM.

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Wednesday night, thanks to Johnnie Walker Black Label turning 100, we got to meet Carlos Ponce and ask him wtf he was thinking putting on that mullet wig for Couples Retreat.

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1 July 2009

Carlos Ponce To Play Hot, Latin, Yoga Teacher In New Vince Vaughn/Jon Favreau Turd

By Cindy Casares at 2:00 PM.

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It is the plight of Latinos that we will forever be objectified for our unfathomable sexual energy. It is our hot, slutty cross to bear and we bear it, well, hot and sluttily. But why does Carlos Ponce have to wear a mullet and and speak like a remedial ESL student in the new Vince Vaughn/Jon Favreau vehicle Couples Retreat?

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