Black Mormons fight against Jesus and gay hippies in the celebrity-studded extravaganza, “Prop 8: The Musical!” [Funny or Die] Twilight actress Kristen Stewart will lend her dead-eyed mug to the Joan Jett biopic The Runaways. She’ll play Joan Jett...

We have to confess to never being into cats, save for one retarded (Not like “dumb.” Like, literally developmentally disabled.) kitten we had, named Miso, that our father accidentally poisoned. So we know we don’t have any chance of...

A recent cat-eating festival in Peru has inspired the rage of cat lovers the world over. We wonder; barbecue sauce, or honey-mustard? Ha, no, we’d never eat a kitty, even though the people of Cañete insist they hold the...

We’ve heard of teaching cats to shit in a toilet, but never teaching a cat to use utensils - including chopsticks. Meet Tessa. Her owner taught her to eat using a “secret method” because her kids were out of...

In light of recent news that a night of adulterous and illegal intercourse with a stranger only set former New York governor back a mere $3,000 an hour instead of the ludicrous $4,300 - $5,000 that was widely reported,...

Guanabee peeks its nose out from behind the kitchen to see what the rest of the world is up to. In a medical journal released today, a cat named Oscar is noted for forecasting which residents at a Providence...