25 October 2009

Why Did José Feliciano Stab A Priest To Death Last Week?

By Cindy Casares at 3:39 PM.

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José Feliciano was a church janitor for seventeen years, universally loved and trusted by all the parishioners. So how could he have murdered the parish priest last week?

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21 September 2009

Beatrice Hernandez Latest Miamian To Get Knocked Up By A Priest

By Cindy Casares at 9:00 AM.

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Beatrice Hernandez, (pictured), a former stripper at a Miami club called Porky’s, (for real), is accusing Father David Dueppen–a priest who used to work at the same church as Padre Alberto Cutié–of knocking her up. She’s seeking child support and a restraining order after Dueppen threatened her and her baby. What is in the [...]

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Priest Sex Scandals

By Cindy Casares at 8:59 AM.

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27 July 2009

How Did Adam And Eve’s Kids Have Kids? Fox News Priest Can’t Tell You

By Alejandro Paz at 6:03 PM.

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25 July 2009

Virgin Statue Made From Coke Bottle; Community Outraded; Artists Blames Mexicans

By TRANSRACIAL at 2:52 PM.

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1 July 2009

Bishop Francisco Barbosa Suspended By Pope Benedict XVI For Having Gay Sex With Convicts

By Cindy Casares at 12:30 PM.

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Uraguayan Bishop Francisco Barbosa da Silveira of Minas, (pictured), has turned in his resignation to Pope Benedict XVI after two of his inmate ex-lovers blackmailed him with a cell phone video of the threesome’s homosexual escapades. Bitches, man.

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25 June 2009

Priest Delivers Last Rites To Farrah Fawcett

By Nacomprende at 11:50 AM.

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20 May 2009

Hundreds Of Irish Catholic Priests ‘to Be Implicated In Child Abuse Report’

By Cindy Casares at 10:50 AM.

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18 May 2009

Padre Alberto Sounds Pretty Cocky On Univision

By Cindy Casares at 4:39 PM.

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We caught part four of “Confessiones De Padre Alberto” on Univision last night and, is it us, or does Padre Alberto Cutié sound kind of cocky about his transgressions with girlfriend Ruhama Canellis?

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14 May 2009

And Now The Catholics: Protests Amid Notre Dame’s Decision To Honor Barack Obama

By Cindy Casares at 12:07 PM.

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13 May 2009

Padre Alberto Photos With Another Woman Could End All This Father Cutié Love

By Cindy Casares at 1:15 PM.

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In a new interview with TV Notas, Padre Alberto Cutié says he wants to marry his lady love in the Anglican Church. But we’re hearing there might be another woman.

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12 May 2009

Gabriel Byrne Detests Celibacy In The Church

By Cindy Casares at 6:30 PM.

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Hot IAWLF (Irish Actor We’d Like To F) Gabriel Byrne (whose birthday is today. Happy b-day, G.) discussed the topic of celibacy in the Catholic Church recently with NPR’s Terry Gross.

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11 May 2009

Latino Clergy To Protest NY Gay Marriage Proposal

By Alex Alvarez at 4:37 PM.

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Padre Alberto Even Hotter In English

By Cindy Casares at 3:02 PM.

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Padre Alberto Cutié made his first English-language TV appearance since getting caught with his hand down the pants of a lady friend on a Miami beach last week. On CBS’ The Early Show this morning, he said all the same shit he said last week, but with a Spanish accent. Which made it twice as sinful.

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Padre Cutié Poll Reveals Catholics Are Over The Celibacy Thing, But Would People Support An Ugly Priest?

By Cindy Casares at 9:03 AM.

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Four hundred Catholics in the Miami area were polled over the weekend about whether or not they agree with the Roman Catholic Church’s celibacy rule for priests and guess what? 74% think priests should be able to get their rocks off with another person.

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7 May 2009

Padre Cutié Old Man Brawl Video!

By Cindy Casares at 3:51 PM.

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We knew we could count on Rick Sanchez for some Miami insider chisme journalism about his pal Father Alberto Cutié. Rick pulled out the big CNN guns today and got a hold of this video of the old man “brawl” that we mentioned earlier.

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Padre Alberto Rally In Miami Turns Into Old Man Brawl

By Cindy Casares at 12:45 PM.

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About 6o supporters of Padre Alberto Cutié were rallying this morning in front of his church in Miami when 69 year-old metiche, Jose Soler, who was on his way home from the bank, decided to stop in and criticize Father Albert. This led 81 year-old Felix Claro to push Soler to the ground! And cut his finger! The crowd [...]

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