José Feliciano was a church janitor for seventeen years, universally loved and trusted by all the parishioners. So how could he have murdered the parish priest last week?
25 October 2009
21 September 2009
Beatrice Hernandez Latest Miamian To Get Knocked Up By A Priest
By Cindy Casares at 9:00 AM.
Beatrice Hernandez, (pictured), a former stripper at a Miami club called Porky’s, (for real), is accusing Father David Dueppen–a priest who used to work at the same church as Padre Alberto Cutié–of knocking her up. She’s seeking child support and a restraining order after Dueppen threatened her and her baby. What is in the [...]
27 July 2009
25 July 2009
Virgin Statue Made From Coke Bottle; Community Outraded; Artists Blames Mexicans
By TRANSRACIAL at 2:52 PM.
1 July 2009
Bishop Francisco Barbosa Suspended By Pope Benedict XVI For Having Gay Sex With Convicts
By Cindy Casares at 12:30 PM.
Uraguayan Bishop Francisco Barbosa da Silveira of Minas, (pictured), has turned in his resignation to Pope Benedict XVI after two of his inmate ex-lovers blackmailed him with a cell phone video of the threesome’s homosexual escapades. Bitches, man.
25 June 2009
20 May 2009
Hundreds Of Irish Catholic Priests ‘to Be Implicated In Child Abuse Report’
By Cindy Casares at 10:50 AM.
18 May 2009
Padre Alberto Sounds Pretty Cocky On Univision
By Cindy Casares at 4:39 PM.
We caught part four of “Confessiones De Padre Alberto” on Univision last night and, is it us, or does Padre Alberto Cutié sound kind of cocky about his transgressions with girlfriend Ruhama Canellis?
14 May 2009
13 May 2009
Padre Alberto Photos With Another Woman Could End All This Father Cutié Love
By Cindy Casares at 1:15 PM.
In a new interview with TV Notas, Padre Alberto Cutié says he wants to marry his lady love in the Anglican Church. But we’re hearing there might be another woman.
12 May 2009
Gabriel Byrne Detests Celibacy In The Church
By Cindy Casares at 6:30 PM.
Hot IAWLF (Irish Actor We’d Like To F) Gabriel Byrne (whose birthday is today. Happy b-day, G.) discussed the topic of celibacy in the Catholic Church recently with NPR’s Terry Gross.
11 May 2009
Padre Alberto Even Hotter In English
By Cindy Casares at 3:02 PM.
Padre Alberto Cutié made his first English-language TV appearance since getting caught with his hand down the pants of a lady friend on a Miami beach last week. On CBS’ The Early Show this morning, he said all the same shit he said last week, but with a Spanish accent. Which made it twice as sinful.
Padre Cutié Poll Reveals Catholics Are Over The Celibacy Thing, But Would People Support An Ugly Priest?
By Cindy Casares at 9:03 AM.
Four hundred Catholics in the Miami area were polled over the weekend about whether or not they agree with the Roman Catholic Church’s celibacy rule for priests and guess what? 74% think priests should be able to get their rocks off with another person.
7 May 2009
Padre Cutié Old Man Brawl Video!
By Cindy Casares at 3:51 PM.
We knew we could count on Rick Sanchez for some Miami insider chisme journalism about his pal Father Alberto Cutié. Rick pulled out the big CNN guns today and got a hold of this video of the old man “brawl” that we mentioned earlier.
Padre Alberto Rally In Miami Turns Into Old Man Brawl
By Cindy Casares at 12:45 PM.
About 6o supporters of Padre Alberto Cutié were rallying this morning in front of his church in Miami when 69 year-old metiche, Jose Soler, who was on his way home from the bank, decided to stop in and criticize Father Albert. This led 81 year-old Felix Claro to push Soler to the ground! And cut his finger! The crowd [...]
